Zombiegeddon Preppers



Always wear goggles when battering a zombo

Stops the infected blood getting in your eyes. A face mask and gloves are advisable too.

A spear is better than a cosh. If you do get infected blood on you wash the area well and seek medical attention.
 
I think they now prefer the term of "the undead" as zombie has too many negative connotations, like stinking zombie, killer zombie and the like. Of course it's still ok for a zombie to call another zombie , zombie , but not the living
 
If the dead come back to life I'm going to book into a B&B in South Sheilds.

The Seagulls will eat all of the Zombies like a day old kebab.

Easy. I'll be eating a fried breakfast watching them all get nibbled
 

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