You're the manager of Sunderland's opponents.

[Teed]

Put balls and players into the box and wait for arseclown to fuck up, then we can fill our boots.

 

[chriswallace85]

Ner I'm not.

 

[RokerLegend]

Just get the ball to our full backs lads and they can launch 90 yard passes into their box. I've scouted these bastards and they were all at fletchers house last night on Big Dicks special supplements and these fckers will think it's a bomb your sending over

 

[Doberman]

Compact & steady for the first 8-10 minutes. Wait for the initial positive atmosphere to die off and then play from there. Get through the first 10 minutes without an issue and it'll be a breeze.

If you concede, don't panic. Start again. Regain control for 10 minutes and wait for the atmosphere to die off then go again. It'll fall into place eventually.

 

[two left feet]

Go out there and be increyable.

 

[MarcoG]

Where?

It's been changed, was the wrong spelling of you're. Few piss take posts right at the start of the thread.

 

[Mackem Messiah]

Sit deep and hit them on the break

 

[mackembuddha]

We've got a difficult game next week so relax today and conserve your energy. 4-0 will do us.

 

[prica's crown]

'pile everyone forward in attack, even if we get out numbered at the back they are too slow to counter and only 2-3 of them would dare have a shot'

 

[L1lyBrown]

I love this team and their fans. They deserve better and we have nothing riding on this match so let them win.

 

[mackem1989]

Let them keep the ball bridcutt will eventually come on the 12th man is here now lads.

Or run at them they panic when anyone runs towards them.

 

[Sebastien]

Put balls and players into the box and wait for arseclown to fuck up, then we can fill our boots.

 

[SmokinMonkey]

Funnily enough at half time on Saturday I told the lad next to me that if I was Pardew I'd get the ball to Bolasie and take on Vergini. He looked comical in the first half on a couple of occasions. Slightly worried our seats might be bugged now.

 

[sadders]

Draw them out then hit them with some pace. Win by at least 4.

 

[Marko]

Stay tight on them high up the pitch and they'll eventually fuck it up

 

[Kid Galahad]

Just turn up.

 

[Deleted member 611]

Lump it forward at every opportunity. We'll be stronger in the air and quicker on the ground than their central defence.

 

[steve30000]

Sit deep and hit them on the break

This. Do it a few times, and you've won the game, too easy.

 

[bowers2]

Wind Cattermole up.

Put pace on O'shea.

Mess up Fletchers hair.

Make sure the goalkeeper has a book to read.

It's not a case of winding up catts.

Catch him out of position by running at him, committ the foul, yellow then that's his day over.

 

[Ready salted]

Ok lads, no team talk today we are playing Sunderland. Get out there!