You know you've been on the SMB too long...

[dangermows]

Never had one so wouldn't know

A job?

 

[viccarlton]

... when you are at work auditing paint in a DIY store and see pure brilliant white abbreviated on your paperwork as PBW and wonder what colour pokey bum wank is

I could do that, any jobs going?

 

[Spot]

I could do that, any jobs going?

you want to be a PBW assistant

 

[viccarlton]

you want to be a PBW assistant

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it

 

[becs]

dunno.. Ask @becs . Her job is Mint Man

I meant I earn a decent wage and enjoy it

 

[Epping]

I meant I earn a decent wage and enjoy it

I think I'd enjoy being Mint man too.. a softly spoken Super Hero.... clearing the world of Halitosis.. if it pays well all the better

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[Vinny the Mackem]

Don't knock it if you haven't tried it

I'm sure you'll make a decent fist of the job.

 

[Porridge]

I understand PBW can harm one's eyesight, therefore I always opt for Blue Tinged White (I assume abbreviated as BTW) to be on the safe side

I know what you are saying but personally I go for the mega option of the Blue Tinged Pure Brilliant White

 

[Sussex By The Sea]

You know you’ve been here too long when you start using the expression Haway man, if you disagree with something and I never chuck anything anymore I Hoy it.

I’ve never lived North of London and only come up North for Football.

 

[becs]

I think I'd enjoy being Mint man too.. a softly spoken Super Hero.... clearing the world of Halitosis.. if it pays well all the better

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but I'm female!

 

[FIVE]

When dangermows knows what your thinking.

 

[Kid Galahad]

I know I've been here too long cos I find myself walking around looking at fit women thinking WAD & WAD all ower

It used to find I used the term "I concur" a lot, can't remember who it was that used to say that all the time, but don't think they're here any more

Someone at work the other day mentioned summat I knew about already and I "that's Seb that man" without even thinking, the lass was just scratching her said saying what are you on about! Daft thing is I couldn't even explain it properly, I felt a bit of a tit tbh (not hers obviously!)

Also when a supposedly bonny lass started working with the wife and as she was describing her i just said "pics man for fucks sake!"

 

[mux]

When dangermows knows what your thinking.

Imagine saying something like that.

Police are all corrupt arseholes.

Moyes

Dangermows entire posting history in a nutshell.

 

[cornish mackem]

but I'm female!

@cheeses of nazereth will be along dreckly

 

[Jasper]

Never had one so wouldn't know

Wrangun.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

I think I'd enjoy being Mint man too.. a softly spoken Super Hero.... clearing the world of Halitosis.. if it pays well all the better

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Licking throats clean? Where is that Tunstall Birdman?

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Mint Man ? Is he one of the new Marvel superheroes?

Bitten by a radioactive mint.

All the other superheroes are scared of him because he's f***ing menthol

 

[MunkyHeed]

Best thing about PBW is the smell. I love it but I've known it to give others a headache if they're around it for too long.

 

[123SunTan]

I meant I earn a decent wage and enjoy it

You are paid to watch paint dry?

 

[dom]

... when you are at work auditing paint in a DIY store and see pure brilliant white abbreviated on your paperwork as PBW and wonder what colour pokey bum wank is

Class!