You know you've been on the SMB too long...

[tunstall birdman]

Someone at work the other day mentioned summat I knew about already and I "that's Seb that man" without even thinking, the lass was just scratching her said saying what are you on about! Daft thing is I couldn't even explain it properly, I felt a bit of a tit tbh (not hers obviously!)

Also when a supposedly bonny lass started working with the wife and as she was describing her i just said "pics man for fucks sake!"

Scratching her what? Muff?

 

[SydneyFan]

I know I've been here too long cos I find myself walking around looking at fit women thinking WAD & WAD all ower

It used to find I used the term "I concur" a lot, can't remember who it was that used to say that all the time, but don't think they're here any more

I too spend my day muttering wad, wadn't whilst wandering the streets of Sydney. There's definitely a higher percentage of wads than wadn't here. Of course that could be my diminishing standards.

 

[Bedders]

What ever colour it is, it's wiped all over the curtains...

 

[Daffy]

I too spend my day muttering wad, wadn't whilst wandering the streets of StanleyThere's definitely a higher percentage of wads than wadn't here. Of course that could be my diminishing standards.

Tidied

 

[Daydream Believer]

... when you are at work auditing paint in a DIY store and see pure brilliant white abbreviated on your paperwork as PBW and wonder what colour pokey bum wank is

 

[KarenDent]

too right young becs........ When I'm at work and I look back at my notes SBC isn't Stockton borough council but shields black cat

 

[SteveFTM]

I know I've been here too long cos I find myself walking around looking at fit women thinking WAD & WAD all ower

It used to find I used the term "I concur" a lot, can't remember who it was that used to say that all the time, but don't think they're here any more

I use SEB a lot when someone at work tries telling me something i already know

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

I know I've been here too long cos I find myself walking around looking at fit women thinking WAD & WAD all ower

It used to find I used the term "I concur" a lot, can't remember who it was that used to say that all the time, but don't think they're here any more

One of the offices I collect from on a daily basis have a potential maximum of 3 absolute wads working there.

When I'm walking up the stairs to their first floor location quite often my only thought is "wonder how many of the wads will be present/working today"

 

[Typhoonftm]

Never had one so wouldn't know

You should try it. Wanks will never be the same again!

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

You should try it. Wanks will never be the same again!

Neither will prostate examinations.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Neither will prostate examinations.

Can't wait till I'm 50!

 

[EchoMan]

Bitten by a radioactive mint.

All the other superheroes are scared of him because he's f***ing menthol

And he only comes out after eight.

 

[bobpc30]

Mint Man ? Is he one of the new Marvel superheroes?

What would his special powers be?

 

[Slippery Jim]

but I'm female!

No... must... not... ohwhatthehelll...

PICS!!!

 

[shogun1904]

Never had one so wouldn't know

Puff.

 

[Billy Rocket]

You're constantly wondering who people really are.

(and sometimes pin them down to rip their pretendy faces off - Mission Impossible style - to see if it's Des)

 

[EchoMan]

What would his special powers be?

The super ability to count tins of brilliant white paint while musing over TLAs on the SMB

 

[Fred Secrets]

Imagine saying something like that.

Police are all corrupt arseholes.

Moyes

Dangermows entire posting history in a nutshell.

There's only 80,000 of them there. 80,000 posts on a forum.

Imagine that.

 

[Twisted]

There's only 80,000 of them there. 80,000 posts on a forum.

Imagine that.

One day young simba arl this wil be yours