Worst Trainers

[Her Ivory Tower]

Gazelles and Sambas.

How dare you

 

[Cheese n Ipa]

Do they still sell Dunlop Green Flash?

Now they were Ace.....

Painted later with white dabber from Timpsons to get them looking good. Same with white converse

 

[Sneech]

I thought they looked like a yellow bag of dogshit tied at the top

Was at Alton Towers with Herbal and his kids couple of year back and the boy points out this lad late teens in the latest Yeezys I think they were.

They looked like a couple those foam packaging S shaped things expanded and stuck on his feet. Couldn't stop looking at them they were so ridiculous.

I mean like I'd seen stuff online and thought f***ing hell, but in real life they looked far worse.

 

[mini-x2]

Was at Alton Towers with Herbal and his kids couple of year back and the boy points out this lad late teens in the latest Yeezys I think they were.

They looked like a couple those foam packaging S shaped things expanded and stuck on his feet. Couldn't stop looking at them they were so ridiculous.

I mean like I'd seen stuff online and thought f***ing hell, but in real life they looked far worse.

The young un has got some kind of Yeezys but they’re fabric thingys. Not my cup of tea obviously.

 

[Sneech]

adidas Yeezy Foam Runner ‘Sand’

It was these

 

[Mackem DJ]

Does anyone still wear Superstars? Most dated trainers ever.

 

[mini-x2]

adidas Yeezy Foam Runner ‘Sand’

It was these

Yes they're absolutely diabolical

These are the ones my youngest son has.

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Equally ludicrous but at least his feet won't turn into a ball of molten goo if he steps on some burning embers like those others

 

[Sneech]

Holy fuck, look at these @mini-x2 not even when you were in the worst of your excess and your Degville meets Steve Strange phase would you have entertained these fuckers

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[Town End Farmer Giles]

Holy fuck, look at these @mini-x2 not even when you were in the worst of your excess and your Degville meets Steve Strange phase would you have entertained these fuckers

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Balenciaga do seem to be the masters of shit shoes mind

 

[Sneech]

Balenciaga do seem to be the masters of shit shoes mind

Look at the price of the fuckers as well

 

[tenpins]

Yes they're absolutely diabolical

These are the ones my youngest son has.

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Equally ludicrous but at least his feet won't turn into a ball of molten goo if he steps on some burning embers like those others

Look comfortable mind. Like walking on marshmallows.

 

[mini-x2]

Holy fuck, look at these @mini-x2 not even when you were in the worst of your excess and your Degville meets Steve Strange phase would you have entertained these fuckers

technoclog

f***ing hell, look like a collaboration between Lady GaGa and @BMX Bandit

Look comfortable mind. Like walking on marshmallows.

He's the same size foot as me now so I might have a go just to find out

 

[Sneech]

f***ing hell, look like a collaboration between Lady GaGa and @BMX Bandit

I wonder if he's got some on his shit shoes shelf ?

 

[mini-x2]

I wonder if he's got some on his shit shoes shelf ?

Every shelf he's got is a shit shoe shelf I think mate

 

[Sneech]

Every shelf he's got is a shit shoe shelf I think mate

You'd be a shit shoe elf in those.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Look comfortable mind. Like walking on marshmallows.

Boost sole in them is superb. I’ve about 10 pairs of the 350.

 

[mini-x2]

You'd be a shit shoe elf in those.

They remind me of summit Prince would wear

 

[Sneech]

They remind me of summit Prince would wear

Aye you're right. The shit shoed little elf.

I wonder if @alexander would wear them, he likes clogs and glitter.

 

[mini-x2]

Aye you're right. The shit shoed little elf.

I wonder if @alexander would wear them, he likes clogs and glitter.

Don't think Alex would like them. They'd sparkle too much in the dark when he's sucking gadgies off behind The Grange.

 

[Sneech]

Don't think Alex would like them. They'd sparkle too much in the dark when he's sucking gadgies off behind The Grange.

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