Work Nicknames

[Aldyyyy]

Buckets - She loves smoking buckets

 

[Hair Flick]

My old gaffer was called Winchester cos he used to repeat everything.

Winchester.
Repeat everything.

 

[Notorious N O B]

My mate tells me about his work mate called man bat. His real name is Wayne Bruce
Used to work with a pac man. He would munch through his bait in seconds

 

[Amnorrageordie]

Girl at school got called OTG.


She used to eat her lunchtime sandwiches in a toilet cubicle so she didn't have to share ... Our Toilet Girl.

Girl at school with my sister, her dad had changed their surname from pigg to Dickinson so she wouldn't get grief. Her nickname became 'piggy dicka'

 

[chopperrus]

Wasnt there one mentioned last time called kick start due to his limp?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

There's been a good few of these work nickname threads on here in the time I've been on here.

Best one I've seen was the son of a bloke with a massive head who was called Whopper Napper. The son on joining the company was christened "Whopper Napper's Whipper Snapper".

Feckin genius.

Yep.
True - in the Amec yard at Wallsend.

 

[Mickdundee]

My mate tells me about his work mate called man bat. His real name is Wayne Bruce

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Or is this like the Le-a meme and all of a sudden there’s one in every town in the World as everyone tells it as “a friend of mine” rather than “I read this on the internet”.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

Years ago a lad got called Davey Hours because he used to do every bit of owatime going. I still call him that and some people think that it's his real name.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

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Or is this like the Le-a meme and all of a sudden there’s one in every town in the World as everyone tells it as “a friend of mine” rather than “I read this on the internet”.

Whenever I want to steal a story off here it's someone "I know through football"

 

[Epping]

Lad called Ed Duck used to be called Quack.

He actually changed his surname in the end do Duchary or something like that

 

[jaxaxe]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1221048668578623488

 

[Keawyeds]

Mine is tripod.

That because you've got a pole stuck up your arse?

 

[The Raven]

Nappie - Always on the bum

Leggy - Huge cock

Sizzler - bad stutter

Sack (as in haversack) - always on your back

 

[Keawyeds]

At my place I have applied the following nicknames to three of my colleagues, although one has left.
Two Teas, Life Skills and Melon Fingers.

Not amazing, but I have to find some kind of enjoyment

 

[b1gals]

Worked with a lad whose initials were PAV, because he was an account the lads nicknamed him Pav Signacheque after the Mags keeper

 

[cornish mackem]

Lad round the corner from me mother was called Isaiah as he had wonky eyes and he had one eye higher than the other

 

[Carrville Mackem]

Worked with a lad who caught his wife cheating on him and chucked a kettle of boiling water over her in the shower. He was known as The Teasmade Murderer.
Lad who always had his head cocked to one side was known as Lead Lug.

 

[Lukas73]

the bloke who was always sniffing round the cakes in the office or whatever freebies were out got called 'Plague of Locust'

another bloke who was about 6'6" got called 'Big Show'...

little bloke who had a beard got called 'moses'....which then got changed to ' Moses Hightower' after the bloke from police academy (no idea why)...then we agreed as he was little he should be called ' Moses Lowtower'......the days used to fly by...

oh and big bird with massive feet got called 'Honey Monster'

 

[The Breen Machine]

A lad with cerebral palsy was named Happy Feet and a bit of a goer was named Wide Legs.

 

[carmo3773]

Lad at our place with a massive neck is known simply as Jimmy Six Necks. Simple, but effective. I don’t actually know his surname.