When I lived in Thornhill Gardens I drew the short straw once and got sent to the Ivy, leaving my mates in mine. When I got back all the furniture had been swapped round and the bastards were laughing their heads off.
Women changing the front room around
- Thread starter LondonMackem
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Barnacle Boy
Striker
In the coal shed now
LondonMackem
Striker
Always trouble that
Churchlanelad
Central Defender
Read the title, just after reading the Sam Smith thread and thought she must be identifying herself as non binary!
Oh I know that.Always trouble that
She spent the best part of 20 years trying to drag me out the fucker.
BigPete
Striker
Worst one is painting...
Oh I fancy a nice Red then actually nah don’t like it, even though offered to paint a corner to test but refused.
Then having to do coat after coat to cover the red... ball ache at least the rewards are worth it though
Tucked between the legs
Oh I fancy a nice Red then actually nah don’t like it, even though offered to paint a corner to test but refused.
Then having to do coat after coat to cover the red... ball ache at least the rewards are worth it though
Tucked between the legs
Nookie Bear
Winger
As much as I love our house the lack of opportunities to move furniture around is a negative
I imagine @Wilfy has each room drawn out to scale and a framed A3 plot on the wall including fire escape routes and muster points.
Oh I know that.
She spent the best part of 20 years trying to drag me out the fucker.
I can quite imagine
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BigPete
Striker
Do people still have front rooms ?
EreManYaLittleDivvy
Midfield
At least she's not f***ing with your back door
LondonMackem
Striker
What do you have?
f***ing cushions man. Can’t even sit on the sofa.
“Why have we got so many cushions ffs?”
“So the flat looks nice”
“To who? Us? You don’t like inviting anyone round”
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Ijustsaidthat
Full Back
She is either nesting... or bored with you, maybe both... if she punches you again, have her arrested and charge her with assault.
I’ve got a wife who’s got better things to do than keep moving the furniture around.What do you have?
f***ing cushions man. Can’t even sit on the sofa.
“Why have we got so many cushions ffs?”
“So the flat looks nice”
“To who? Us? You don’t like inviting anyone round”
I don't move anything around and it's me that usually does the painting. When I painted the kitchen he didn't like the colour so I had to repaint it.
Maybe this is happening because I'm not anxious.
Maybe this is happening because I'm not anxious.
pillars of hercules
Striker
Been working away all week and got back on Friday and noticed a new rug in the living room. I'm immediately put under pressure to notice any changes shes made. After she pushed me I eventually noticed new cushions, ornaments, pictures and that she had painted the walls a completely different colour
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I've spent years learning the layout of this house. I can get around it with my eyes shut, or in the dark. I'd be fine if i went blind. I know every step and when to turn.
Walk around with my eyes shut loads, or don't bother turning lights on as i don't always need them.
If the furniture was to be suddenly rearranged all my hard work would be for nothing.
Walk around with my eyes shut loads, or don't bother turning lights on as i don't always need them.
If the furniture was to be suddenly rearranged all my hard work would be for nothing.
