Who's the biggest dickheed

[ProfessionalMackem]

After a day at the Test Match in Antigua Willis nicked my chair at the bar when I was at the bog. When I asked for it back he gave me the 'do you know who I am?' look. What a dick.

Then when I went to the bog again later Allott held the door open for me. I said "Thanks Lottie" and he gave me a right look. He was a dick too.

Look at me, look at me... I've been to Antigua. Pathetic!

TBF, you sound like a bit of a knob in that post.