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Who’s your favourite ever Newcastle United player?


He never played a single first team game :D
He "yearned for all things mackem" yet lived in Ponteland when he played for Sunderland :D
The zero appearance crew are some of the very best of the mags. Other notable mentions must be Len Shackleton, hated them. Also I have a soft spot for Steven Taylor because of the likes this post meme. Any of the 6 in a row teams I have a bit of love for too.

The all things mackem allow me a little poetic licence, point is he hated played for them and love us ❤️
 
My mags fav player is, The prick that picks the ball out the net when we score against them again
Can anyone remember this song
If I had the the arse of sparrow and I had the eyes of crow, I’d fly over std james park and shit on the bastards below, below etc etc something like that anyway, still makes me chuckle in darker moments 🤣
 
Michael 'the mercenary' Owen. He probably caused them the most damage. So it has to be him.
Scored some important goals tbf. Just never was motivated. Hattrick away ay west ham was memorable, brace away to west brom, brace in the derby, but in his final season he didn't give a shite. First season before injury not bad, looked decent under keegan as well for a bit. A bad deal for all concerned truth be told though
 
Scored some important goals tbf. Just never was motivated. Hattrick away ay west ham was memorable, brace away to west brom, brace in the derby, but in his final season he didn't give a shite. First season before injury not bad, looked decent under keegan as well for a bit. A bad deal for all concerned truth be told though
Greedy, lazy, money grabbing twat.... Not that I am bitter about it.
 
Greedy, lazy, money grabbing twat.... Not that I am bitter about it.
I've no problem with greedy and money grabbing if they produce the goods.
If your motivator is money or success, that's fine.
He made it clear from his unveiling it wasn't his first choice. But i thought he done ok before the first injury on NYE 05. Then obviously got injured at the world cup and missed almost a full season. 07/08 he was ok imo, especially once keegan put him behind viduka and martins as a 10. Final seasonz horrendous.
 
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