When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

[Buzzcock]

My elation was cut short as it dawned on me that we had just beaten everyone's favourite second team therefore bringing misery to millions . I feared we would incur the wrath of a nation !

 

[dublinchris]

Was about to celebrate but then sadly realised there's never any fog on the wear, and that whenever I visit Sunderland for a game there's nothing I can get for 99p

 

[GBSAFC]

... I couldn't enjoy beating the mags for the fourth time on the bounce because they took our best player, Jack Colback last summer, for nothing

Being clinically dead on Sundays I wasnt fully reanimated in time to shout get the fuck in, have that you black n white shite

 

[dangermows]

I couldn't celebrate as I knew the echo match report would have the correct use of paragraphs and be typed by a journo whose eyes both point in the same direction

ffs

 

[Deleted member 29136]

I couldn't celebrate as I knew Look North presenter Dawn Thewlis will report about how lucky we were and mention the only arrests made were Sunderland fans.

 

[DH1 Mackem JN]

This thread man!! GERLD

 

[Crammy Mackem]

I couldn't celebrate as I realised I was a Mackem, a dirty monkey mackem, that I smell and Ive occasionally been to Penywell.

 

[ac arundez]

My partaking in the jubilation was ended prematurely having realised we had no 35 stone, tattooed, topless blokes at every game we play, home, away, in Milan etc etc

 

[sadders]

I am still inconsolable that we dont have a 720 year waiting list for season tickets. Ruined my day.

 

[davoak]

I felt a twinge of regret that due to Man Utd being the real rivals to Newcastle, they wouldn't be bothered about losing a fourth Tyne-Wear Derby in a row.

 

[Wise Man Says]

I was too depressed about Sunderland not having an airport to celebrate.

 

[not spavin]

I didn't celebrate because I still assume that Jak Alnwick - the best keeper in the leage, and that's official - saved it.

 

[realnutsport]

I jumped up and shouted for joy when our lad rifled home the winning goal....imaging my embarrassment when I realised I support a team that doesn't have a metro centre, an angel of the North or sage building.

 

[Stripes]

I could only join in partly with the celebrations as it wasn't long before I heard through the grapevine about a rare first class stamp that needed collecting

 

[Tin Soldier]

How can anyone celebrate knowing how many black and white onesies will be washing off skid marks this morning ???

 

[Deleted member 31305]

I didn't celebrate because I still assume that Jak Alnwick - the best keeper in the leage, and that's official - saved it.

That's Freddie Woodman IIRC mate

 

[SYB_DC]

I couldn't celebrate because I didn't have a tattoo on my gut reminding me which club I support.

 

[Maravilla]

I was inconsolable after I realised that for people from Sunderland to have a good night out they have to hop the Metro to Newcastle.

 

[Parkmaverick]

I cut short my celebrations when I realised I could not wear the famous black and white stripes with the word Greenalls on the front at work today in celebration.

 

[Murphy]

I was too busy lamenting our foreign core's lack of appreciation for what this game meant to muster even a semi.