What would you do if your next door neighbor punched your dog?

[Cox Green Fc]

Depends why he punched it. What if the dog was being a cock?

Cos he did OK, the little shit didn't deserve that ok

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

Set fire to his house while he sleeps in it....

Or set fire to his mother's caravan

 

[Jon Dough]

Or set fire to his mother's caravan

And challenge him to a bare knuckle boxing bout

 

[BigPete]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

A

 

[mysticmackem]

And challenge him to a bare knuckle boxing bout

...or challenge his wife, bare knuckles stripped to the waist

 

[Jon Dough]

stripped to the waist

Feet up or neck down?

 

[mysticmackem]

Feet up or neck down?

 

[Jon Dough]

You can laugh but its always best to acquaint ones self with the rules before beginning a bout of pugilism,especially over a border collie assault by ones neighbour

 

[Kevj]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

How good looking is the wife?

 

[Shusssh]

Retaliate and poke his goldfish in the eye.

 

[Edinburgh Black Cat]

How good looking is the wife?

You thinking what I'm thinking, his dog went full Brian Griffin and tried to buck his neighbour's wife?

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

I thought there might be some valid addition to the story from last year here but no just someone declaring it thread of the year when it's 15 months old.

I suspect the OP and the bumper might be the same person.

 

[Roker SOL]

I’m pretty sure my neighbour punched my border collie in the face on Friday night.

What should I do?

A) Give him a good hiding.
B) Spit in his delivered milk each morning for at least a fortnight
C) Egg his wife on the school run
D) Punch his dog in the face, he has a St Bernard named Colin.

Cheers

Shit in his wife's knicker drawer?

I've seen that term used so often here I may as well be first to say it on this thread.

 

[Jon Dough]

Retaliate and poke his goldfish in the eye.

Harsh reciprocation

 

[Roker SOL]

Harsh reciprocation 👁

There COD be repercussions, I keep HERRING from someone I can't PLAICE. I sense alot of TENCH-ion., so youc better arm yourself with a PIKE (don't tell him...)

 

[Charles Eats Grass]

How good looking is the wife?

She isn’t bad. Mines lifting like.

 

[JAZZMANB]

I'm guessing Dogs a nightmare ,owners never see it ,every action of the dog is loveable etc etc
Neighbour cracked after years of torture
Just a guess

 

[VodkaBob]

A and C