What would you buy?

[sylvian]

you bastards want Short to spend his money but not one of yer tight bassas want to pump out in SAFC...

 

[Deleted member 25315]

you bastards want Short to spend his money but not one of yer tight bassas want to pump out in SAFC...

We're not as daft as him.

 

[FIVE]

Trade my vw camper for a new one.

 

[Lord Potts]

Nahhhh. Salt and vinegar discos

They would be the Hand cooked Sea Salt and Balsamic vinegar ones though ...wouldn't they?

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Which one though? DBS for me

Never really thought about it. The DB11 looks mint. I don't like the enlarged grille on the Rapide. Deffo not that.

 

[cornish mackem]

Two best days of your life owning a boat. The day you buy it and the day you sell the twat.

Never buy owt that flies, feeds, fooks or floats.......rent it

Scratch that. Too much hassle, I'd just rent when needed or go to a hotel.

Probably buy a bigger house near the centre of Durham. Not next door to students though.

It would be boring going to the same place unless you wanted to move there or live there for part time.

 

[Skandhaless]

Mobile home

 

[Dogbark]

An Aston Martin and then park it outside SBC's house.

 

[Deleted member 559]

Never really thought about it. The DB11 looks mint. I don't like the enlarged grille on the Rapide. Deffo not that.

Get one of each, and a DB5 just for shits and giggles

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

An Aston Martin and then park it outside SBC's house.

You would do that for me?

Get one of each, and a DB5 just for shits and giggles

Not a bad idea there dude!

 

[Boz33]

A dwarf...always wanted a dwarf as a servant, oh aye and a chimp to fight the dwarf when the evenings got a bit boring

 

[HerdnMulhall]

I'd set up a proper centre for rescue animals here in Spain. Dog's predominantly first, then donkeys, horses, badly treated goats. Then reluctantly an annex for cats. I'd endow it with sufficient cash to keep it running. Then off to Morocco and get safe places for street children, maybe get someone to teach them a trade. Friends and family would have their mortgages sorted. A really nice cruise in the Bahamas and then Brazil. In Brazil do myself in with an almighty binge of hookers blow and cocaine. Owt left and I'd pay Rodwells contract off. Jobs a good un.

 

[wash]

A big fuckoff house set in 100 acres away from everyone

 

[Brian Griffin]

Standing order so I get new socks delivered every day.

 

[Dogbark]

You would do that for me?

Might let you wash it once a week anarl

 

[Deleted member 29601]

A dwarf...always wanted a dwarf as a servant, oh aye and a chimp to fight the dwarf when the evenings got a bit boring

@muggboots couldn't put the cat out never mind a dwarf.

 

[PeteFTM]

Always imagined myself buying a local football team and being the Man City of the 10th tier.

 

[The King of Um]

Crisps. Lots of crisps

Best thing about that would be you could just open a packet, try the first crisp, and if it doesn't make your mouth pucker with its salty vinegariness you can just drop that packet and get your dwarf butler to bring you the next one, until you find perfection.

 

[ShieldsBlackCat2015]

Might let you wash it once a week anarl

Epic!

 

[hefty em]

I'd either get one of them dogs that look like lions. Or reinvest it in 51 million euromillions-lottery tickets mate.