What would you buy?

[FishburnMackem]

Crisps. Lots of crisps

You can't just say crisps and not go into details of what kind ffs.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I would build a mansion with secret passageways and death traps intruders.

Also, a brick of gold.

 

[Snaggletooth]

Beach house with loads of land (good sized lawned garden and some farmland/pasture) on the west coast of scotland. Would have some chickens, pigs, sheep and cows. Not to eat, just keep them, and would have rescue donkeys, more dogs, and a tortoise.
A quad bike to get around, and most importantly, a ride on lawnmower.
That would do me.

 

[The Great Soprendo]

£51m on the Euro lotto tonight. What would be the most extravagant thing you'd buy if you won it? I'd be straight down Southampton to the Sunseeker showroom.
https://www.sunseekersouthampton.com/yacht/95-yacht/

A rich man once said that if it floats, flies, or f**ks, rent it, don't buy it.

 

[Walter Ego]

Two best days of your life owning a boat. The day you buy it and the day you sell the twat.

Was quite interesting listening to Robbie Savage talk about his experience of having them on that podcast he did with Flintoff and Syed. Lost a huge amount of money.

In answer to OP - hookers and blow.

 

[knumbskull]

the biggest pile of coke you'd ever seen, on top of a human pyramid of hookers.

 

[monkeytassle]

Was quite interesting listening to Robbie Savage talk about his experience of having them on that podcast he did with Flintoff and Syed. Lost a huge amount of money.

My former boss offered to front the fuel cost steaming from sicily to Malta as a guest on a friend's boat. 20k later....

 

[JAZZMANB]

Eternal happiness played out in endless small ways

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Some land in the Caribbean to build me own place. Then fund me own cricket club and build a ground for it in the garden.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

You can't just say crisps and not go into details of what kind ffs.

Salt and vinegar squares

Obvs

 

[Walter Ego]

My former boss offered to front the fuel cost steaming from sicily to Malta as a guest on a friend's boat. 20k later....

I am f***ing obsessed with watch a bloke on Youtube who runs a narrowboat and the cost on one of them is enough

 

[Deleted member 559]

Three headed llama

 

[UTW]

Treasury bonds. Lots of f***ing treasury bonds

 

[Hoon]

House in Newcastle. Flat in London. Flat in Barcelona. House for my parents.

 

[chriswallace85]

I would build a mansion with secret passageways and death traps intruders.

Also, a brick of gold.

Oooo, how about a copy of the World Cup. That'd be awesome. Getting up every day braying a footie into the back of the net in the garden then gannin' ower to the patio to hoist the trophy aloft as ya dee a lap round the stands (whey ya git wass hedge).

 

[Spot]

lots of lottery tickets while my lucks in

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

Usual stuff, Big house, Cars, holidays.
A box at the football.

 

[MonkeyLove]

I'd be dead within 6 months

 

[FishburnMackem]

Salt and vinegar squares

Obvs

Nahhhh. Salt and vinegar discos

 

[MonkeyLove]

My former boss offered to front the fuel cost steaming from sicily to Malta as a guest on a friend's boat. 20k later....

Have you seen the costs to run a 40 to 45 foot boat? It's ludicrous. Predominantly fuel. You can get a decent 5-10 year old motor yatch for 200k but a few decent runs a year, mooring and insurance would be another 25% of that