What would the first line...

[ivanthereasonable]

Bloke was a twat, just like his dad.

 

[goldie]

The first 2 lines of mine are....4 hours kip?? Four f***ing hours?..im finishing this 12 hour nightshift and getting on a f***ing train to millwall ......however this is subject to ghost writer changing it before next years publishing date

 

[Sam Handwich]

"As Sam slowly pulled his now wilting cock out of Cheryl's mouth"

 

[Latka Gravas]

"As Sam slowly pulled his now wilting cock out of Delroys arse”

Dirty hower

 

[Deleted member 14766]

"I have always been self effacing... but I've never been any good at it"

Which is a line what I wrote and I herewith copyright.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Dirty hower

Dinnit talk about Delroy like that man

 

[Some Random Guy]

From the moment of his birth SRG was destined for mediocrity.