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Happy St George's Day Guest
What would the first line...
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lenshack
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Life begins at, .......not even 40 but 50 for me
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The Exile
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It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
Butcher's Coat
Striker
C#nts who I have known ......
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lenshack
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Nice c#nts or nasty c#nts ?
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Deleted member 559
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I hope you paid for this, and it isn’t a dodgy download, now if you are comfortable I will begin.
Every day I see the best and worst in people but thankfully, the good outweighs that bad.
Its 2 lines on me phone unless you turn it sideways
Its 2 lines on me phone unless you turn it sideways
For a man of 92 he had kept his good looks, and his physique.
Even at the age of ten I took great delight in kicking Emlyn Hughes in the face.*
*Actually the first line in my first novel but it would still work in an autobiography.
*Actually the first line in my first novel but it would still work in an autobiography.
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lenshack
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Biographies should be banned,
at least until the age of 60, by which time folk might have a bit idea what their life has been all about.
at least until the age of 60, by which time folk might have a bit idea what their life has been all about.
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Cowvahlo
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Wad
Simple and to the point
Simple and to the point
Never again..........
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becs
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"What an utter clusterfuck!"
Trump is, believe it or not, an expert on nuclear weapons
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Deleted member 36123
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This book is a dummies guide for all those who wish to live slow and die old - quite simply - don't f***ing bother!
I'm pleased I noticed her height, decided I'd had enough to drink and went to straight to bed.
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lenshack
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She said “I want to be on top”.
it’s been that way ever since.
it’s been that way ever since.
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Deleted member 40035
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*Warning* Reading this biography may cause feelings of confusion, dis-belief, uncontrollable fits of laughter, dread, lack of self worth, anger, anxiety, depression, homicidal tendencies, panic and may turn you into a mushroom.
