What I don't understand is this.

[monkeytassle]

I don't want this to turn into a thread about immigration. It's not.

Abdul Ezedi is wandering about the country, seemingly spotted in London, has been for 3 days and has half of his face hanging off.

The country is blanketed in cctv and somehow none or very few have actually spotted him. Meanwhile I stray into a bus lane at the end of it to turn left by about a foot and bang. Letter through the door.

 

[halfpast3]

I don't want this to turn into a thread about immigration. It's not.

Abdul Ezedi is wandering about the country, seemingly spotted in London, has been for 3 days and has half of his face hanging off.

The country is blanketed in cctv and somehow none or very few have actually spotted him. Meanwhile I stray into a bus lane at the end of it to turn left by about a foot and bang. Letter through the door.

Not sure what’s hard to understand about that mind

 

[mux]

I don't want this to turn into a thread about immigration. It's not.

Abdul Ezedi is wandering about the country, seemingly spotted in London, has been for 3 days and has half of his face hanging off.

The country is blanketed in cctv and somehow none or very few have actually spotted him. Meanwhile I stray into a bus lane at the end of it to turn left by about a foot and bang. Letter through the door.

Top tip.

Remove half of your face then the council won't recognise you and you won't get a fine through the door.

 

[Sandboy]

He hasn't been in any bus lanes

 

[spitfire]

I have to say he has disappeared very effectively. If he got on a tube then loads would have seen where he went. Maybe he’s topped himself somewhere

 

[Wilsonian]

Wonder where he's gannin for scran .

 

[Big Toe]

He isn’t wandering round with 2 number plates

 

[NYMackem]

He's probably gone back to Byker. Week old clothes and horrifying facial abnormalities will help him blend in on the Shields Road, and CCTV cameras don't last long round there.

 

[SAFC1962]

I think one of you should be shot dead!












Not you!

 

[keema naan]

thick as mince imo there

 

[Longcount]

I don't want this to turn into a thread about immigration. It's not.

Abdul Ezedi is wandering about the country, seemingly spotted in London, has been for 3 days and has half of his face hanging off.

The country is blanketed in cctv and somehow none or very few have actually spotted him. Meanwhile I stray into a bus lane at the end of it to turn left by about a foot and bang. Letter through the door.

He doesn't have a unique identifier that is picked up by ANPR bolted to his front & back

 

[Quench]

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time IIRC

 

[junglist31]

All immigrants to have front and rear plates fitted ASAP.

 

[John the Savage]

He's obviously being harboured by someone

 

[legend7]

He's obviously being harboured by someone

Aye was just about to say that, should keep a track on people buying a load of elastoplasts

 

[spitfire]

Maybe he’s nicked the OPs car

 

[Billy2Sheds]

Aye was just about to say that, should keep a track on people buying a load of elastoplasts

Steak bakes and diamond white too - if he’s from the waal

 

[Dash riprock]

I don't want this to turn into a thread about immigration. It's not.

Abdul Ezedi is wandering about the country, seemingly spotted in London, has been for 3 days and has half of his face hanging off.

The country is blanketed in cctv and somehow none or very few have actually spotted him. Meanwhile I stray into a bus lane at the end of it to turn left by about a foot and bang. Letter through the door.

Is he wearing a number plate ?

 

[cornish mackem]

Someone is helping him i reckon but that lad who broke out of jail evaded the flatties for a while.

 

[JJH]

There’s not tens of thousands of Monkytassles.
Some might say thank god