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Wedding attire in southern spain

Discussion in 'SMB' started by box2box, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. box2box

    box2box Striker

    Going to a wedding in Spain in June

    Was thinking Crockett and tubs look, or could you get away with smart shorts ?
  2. Tex

    Tex Striker


    Good god man where's your dignity?

    When it comes to weddings, if in doubt ask the bride and groom for guidance as to their expectations.

    But there's absolutely nowt wrong with a beige linen suit for a hot country wedding.
  3. I would go with linen trousers and a shirt. However, its not my wedding so ask.

    My mate got married in Mexico back in September. He had us wear navy trousers, a shirt and a waist coat. My bollocks have never sweated as much in my life.
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  4. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    A pair of bermudas.
  5. Tex

    Tex Striker

    We got married on the beach in Florida in July. On the invitations we clearly stated "dress casual, shoes optional"!
  6. Draig

    Draig Central Defender

    Definitely this.

    Makes a big difference if it is Brits getting married in Spain or if it is a real Spanish wedding - which can be very formal affairs where you could be expected to wear a black suit (it would also make a difference if it is a day or evening wedding).

    Whatever you do, don't wear a white linen suit - or they'll think you are The Man from Del Monte
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  7. Pair of speedos
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  8. Draig

    Draig Central Defender

    And get arrested for budgie smuggling?
  9. longtimelurker

    longtimelurker Striker

    Polo shirt, but make sure your placket isn't just stitched on! @Tex will see you right.
  10. Tex

    Tex Striker

    This man knows the score!
  11. Kid Galahad

    Kid Galahad Striker

    Boiler suit, Fedora and flip flops, make sure you stand out.
  12. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

  13. Mick Dundee

    Mick Dundee Striker

    This but without the guitar:
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  14. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Surprised you didn't use this one!

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  15. TubeStationAt12

    TubeStationAt12 Midfield

    Nike air max, white socks pulled reet up, Checky shorts and a Lonsdale vest. Out else and you'll look daft.
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  16. Still not sure what one of those is.
  17. Sossidge Rerls

    Sossidge Rerls Central Defender Contributor

    Top button fastened?
  18. max wartbug

    max wartbug Winger

    make sure the "s" is still on.
  19. vote quimby

    vote quimby Striker

    Nowt but a massive rubber cock hanging out ya pumper like a wagging tail.
    Or shorts and flip flops.
  20. Tidied

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