Wearing a mask and drinking in the pub

[Mr.Thunders]

Will you have a skinny mask?

That doesn't make me a bad person

No but being a does.

 

[Clean Bristow]

No but being a does.

That's you off the xmas card list then Carr

 

[MonkeyLove]

Is it mandatory

 

[LondonMackem]

Is it mandatory

This is what I was referring to really when I posted the thread. I haven’t worn nor own a mask.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

That's you off the xmas card list then Carr

We'll have a craft ale together soon hinny.

 

[John Steed]

Should be easy for ugly fuckers to pull mind.

If only we'd had this when I was a teen.

Should be fun in restaurants. We need a mask with an airlock flap.

 

[EreManYaLittleDivvy]

Why would you be wearing a mask?

Might be a gonk.

 

[Clean Bristow]

We'll have a craft ale together soon hinny.

Brew Dog here we come...Cannot wait for a game of Connect 4 and a pint of Nutty Professor

If only we'd had this when I was a teen.

To be fair you had the advantage of the blackouts.

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Brew Dog here we come...Cannot wait for a game of Connect 4 and a pint of Nutty Professor

To be fair you had the advantage of the blackouts.

Brew Dog and Weatherspoons on my boycowt list

 

[John Steed]

Brew Dog here we come...Cannot wait for a game of Connect 4 and a pint of Nutty Professor

To be fair you had the advantage of the blackouts.

Cheeky fucker, I'm in my fifties but look much younger.

 

[tunstall birdman]

What if you, erm they, are ugly with shite patter too?

You won't pull. I am a testament to this.

 

[Clean Bristow]

You won't pull. I am a testament to this.

Just a thought but have you tried poetry perhaps? I am sure your average Edinburgh will be thrilled.

 

[tunstall birdman]

If you’re concerned enough to want to wear a mask I can’t see the point in going out.

Mind, it is still worth going out to see sexy, pretty girls in masks. The look accentuates their starry, diamond eyes!!

Just a thought but have you tried poetry perhaps? I am sure your average Edinburgh will be thrilled.

Aye, it does not work. Lasses have lost ability to see and admire the art of real romance! Too busy posting selfies and wanting lips like kippers.

 

[MackemSmokey]

You couldn't drink through a straw with a mask on to be fair

will your mam not lend you hers?

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[MackneyHackem]

Will you have a skinny mask?

What did you do for the five years where you weren’t dedicating your entire life to following me around this messageboard?

This is what I was referring to really when I posted the thread. I haven’t worn nor own a mask.

They’re mandatory on busses, trains, cabs and on the tube. How have you been getting around?

 

[LondonMackem]

What did you do for the five years where you weren’t dedicating your entire life to following me around this messageboard?


They’re mandatory on busses, trains, cabs and on the tube. How have you been getting around?

I drive and walk. Haven’t got public transport since lockdown. I live outside of London btw

 

[MackneyHackem]

I drive and walk. Haven’t got public transport since lockdown. I live outside of London btw

Can’t even imagine what that must be like. Sounds awful.

 

[Daydream Believer]

You couldn't drink through a straw with a mask on to be fair

Oh yes you can. I've still got my old standard issue S10 Respirator complete with drinking tube.

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[Tin Soldier]

Why would you be wearing a mask?

Change it to a different colour every time you go to the bog to confuse the staff and stay the whole night in instead of being hoyed out when your times up

 

[Clean Bristow]

What did you do for the five years where you weren’t dedicating your entire life to following me around this messageboard?


They’re mandatory on busses, trains, cabs and on the tube. How have you been getting around?

Thinking about following you around