Always being in the Dominican Republic and there was a sign round the pools saying “strictly no tops to be worn in the pool”
I saw nobody do this until the last day, and lo and behold there was a Mag top in the pool.
He was very fair skinned and in the Sun the whole day, and, as the day went on he got louder and louder and pissder and pissder.
Checking in at the airport the next day, he was at the next check in desk, he fainted, he had Sun stroke. I’m not an unkind person but after I just stepped over him, I‘d be fibbing if I didn’t say I pissed meself laughing.

I saw nobody do this until the last day, and lo and behold there was a Mag top in the pool.
He was very fair skinned and in the Sun the whole day, and, as the day went on he got louder and louder and pissder and pissder.
Checking in at the airport the next day, he was at the next check in desk, he fainted, he had Sun stroke. I’m not an unkind person but after I just stepped over him, I‘d be fibbing if I didn’t say I pissed meself laughing.