Valentines Day Plans

[Goat Eyes]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

 

[mux]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

Get in

I'm going to see Example

 

[Goat Eyes]

Get in

I'm going to see Example

Well mine doesn’t sound so bad now.

 

[mux]

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

Fancy a buck tomorrow neet then?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Fancy a buck tomorrow neet then?

Reckon I’ll just sit fanning myself.

 

[dangermows]

Out for Tiny Rebel take over for a few hours whilst she's got her lad over (I presume that's why she's told me to get myself out).

I’m getting the snip FFS.

14:00 tomorrow.

What you laughing at @mux !

Crackerjack

 

[Goat Eyes]

Out for Tiny Rebel take over for a few hours whilst she's got her lad over (I presume that's why she's told me to get myself out).


Crackerjack

I’m at peace with it. Secretly looking forward to it. Least I know I won’t be making Mrs Mows pregnant again.

 

[dangermows]

I’m at peace with it. Secretly looking forward to it. Least I know I won’t be making Mrs Mows pregnant again.

Well someone's going to have to as I can't be arsed.

 

[Arkle]

Getting a urine sample out of the cat (so the vet can analyze it on Saturday).

 

[Frijj]

Going to have a great night. Inviting a lass over, got candles, an M&S dine-in for two, really romantic.

A slight shame she charges by the hour mind.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Getting a urine sample out of the cat (so the vet can analyze it on Saturday).

How do you do that, thumb and forefinger?

 

[Arkle]

How do you do that, thumb and forefinger?

Fake non-absorbing litter in the litter tray.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Going to have a great night. Inviting a lass over, got candles, an M&S dine-in for two, really romantic.

A slight shame she charges by the hour mind.

She might give you it for nowt if you tell her that sob story.

 

[Frijj]

She might give you it for nowt if you tell her that sob story.

I won’t be weeping. Well, not tears anyways.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I won’t be weeping. Well, not tears anyways.

Same mate, same.

 

[Struts]

Tax return has blown a hole in my finances so we're staying in, getting a steak in from the supermarket and getting it on the grill.

 

[Lambchops]

Bucking

 

[Pseudonym Number 1]

Owa lass asked me where I planned on taking her on valentines day.

Apparently up the arse is not a good answer.

 

[KeefBeer]

Been married for nearly 40 years, what the fuck is there to celebrate!

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Been married for nearly 40 years, what the fuck is there to celebrate!

Writing a will.