Usain Bolt

[SteveFTM]

This might just work, BHH

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[Grumpy Old Man]

Looks like silly season is starting early this year. This is all a bit like Botham trying out at an MLB side. Deary, deary me.

 

[wigwams]

Shit David Bellion.
He’s just a shit David bellion

He'd be the best David Bellion ever tbf

 

[woodlebert]

I would of expected NFL to be more his forte, maybe playing as a receiver for the patriots.

His acceleration isn't good enough.

 

[robcal]

31 years old, he's kidding himself if he thinks any team is going to be stupid enough to give someone who has never played a professional game of football in his life a long term deal just because he can run.

We signed Djilibodji and NDong for up to £20 million. There is no end to our stupidity.

 

[BucketBiff]

31 years old, he's kidding himself if he thinks any team is going to be stupid enough to give someone who has never played a professional game of football in his life a long term deal just because he can run.

Money spinner so some fucker will. Maybe not long term mind

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Perfect fit !

My foot, your mouth! What do I win?

 

[tom90]

Regardless of how shit he would be, teams would have to play so deep to defend against him purely down to his pace. It'd be an interesting, but extortionately expensive experiment.

 

[Smartin]

My willy, your bum! What do I win?

A big date night at Nando’s!... pick which ever sauce you like sweet cheeks.

 

[Legend]

Probably sign a deal with someone who’s main sponsor/ kit manufacturer is puma...

As a PR stunt obviously.

 

[Patch]

An opportunity has opened up at Sheils.

 

[Vauxie]

Should be fast tracked...

Are we in the race to sign him?

 

[Anth9ftm]

Probably sign a deal with someone who’s main sponsor/ kit manufacturer is puma...

As a PR stunt obviously.

Every teamhe’s trained with is sponsored by puma

 

[Saucy Jack]

I remember Wolf from Gladiators signing for Wimbledon back in the early 90s.

Edit Was Gillingham Might have had a trial with Wimbledon.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

Didn’t he just sign for a club in South Africa?

They have Oscar Pistorious on the bench to bring on as a sub when either of them legs go

 

[Lipso]

They have Oscar Pistorious on the bench to bring on as a sub when either of them legs go

No pal, he takes too many shots to find the target. It’s practising behind closed doors for him.

 

[The Fitter]

Be perfect for Bolt’on

Of all clubs around the globe, Bolton just might.

 

[Pell]

U SAY YES
I SAY NO
YOU SAY HI
U SAYN BOLT
HELLO HELLO!
TELL ME MA WHEN I GO HOME THE BOYS WON'T LEAVE THE GIRLS ALONE

 

[SnakeEyes]

So after two successive relegations you’re talking about signing someone who isn’t even a footballer?!

Yeah mate. Its our new strategic transfer policy. So that we don't waste loads of money.

 

[abbs]

31 years old, he's kidding himself if he thinks any team is going to be stupid enough to give someone who has never played a professional game of football in his life a long term deal just because he can run.

His hamstrings will go all the time !

Regardless of how shit he would be, teams would have to play so deep to defend against him purely down to his pace. It'd be an interesting, but extortionately expensive experiment.

This a woosh ?
Be like playing with 10 men ,