Usain Bolt

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is training with Borrusia Dortmund in the Bundesliga, he’s looking for a club to give him a long term contract with a big fat salary............ ???
 


Same club as Pienaar. Will be teaching him how to run. Once he's learned to walk again, first.

f***ing Pienaar, still cannot comprehend how we managed to sign a cripple AND deemed him capable enough to start in the Premier League. Oh, Moyes did, that explains it...
If there was ever a thread that proves the '5 post till Moyes' theory, its this one.
 
He is now training with a Norwegian side.

Bolt trains with Norwegian side in bid to earn contract

Would he be an option here? He would be great for the novelty factor, would put bums on the pink seats and would be a major PR coup for the new owners. Even a short term 6 month deal? Remember the lift when Roy Keane signed. Something similar with Bolt?
So after two successive relegations you’re talking about signing someone who isn’t even a footballer?!
 
31 years old, he's kidding himself if he thinks any team is going to be stupid enough to give someone who has never played a professional game of football in his life a long term deal just because he can run.
 

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