The farm animals breaking into the house for tomacco... the elephant eating a rat!
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The farm animals breaking into the house for tomacco... the elephant eating a rat!
Nope, it's shite.So the episode mentioned in the OP could still be one of the best then?
And you quote.I was searching for a quote from Marge v The Monorail, and cannot believe just how many brilliant lines are in that episode..
[Homer can't stop the monorail]
Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.
Homer: Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.
Marge: It's NOT Batman.
Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.
Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.
Homer: Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.
Marge: Homer, no.
Homer: It's my lifelong dream!
Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?
[Points to a framed newspaper reading "IDIOT RUINS GAME - Springfield forfeits pennant"]
[Suggestions on how to spend Mr. Burns' $3 million]
Apu: Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.
Chief Wiggum: Crybaby.
Marge Simpson: Well, I think we should spend the money on something the whole town can be proud of.
Homer: Like a giant billboard that says "No fat chicks"?
Marge Simpson: No.
It tastes like grandmaGo ahead Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.
you know I can even hear chief wiggums voice in my head saying it!!Go ahead Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.
A decade!! You’re a slow learnerMy favourite is the Hank Scorpio one.
Couldn't tell you how many were good, stopped watching it when I realised I hadn't laughed at a new episode in about a decade.