Tomacco

[muggboots]

The farm animals breaking into the house for tomacco... the elephant eating a rat!

 

[Some Random Guy]

So the episode mentioned in the OP could still be one of the best then?

Nope, it's shite.

 

[zwartekat]

The ski-ing one. 'Stupid sexy Flanders!!'

 

[Joe-B]

Goes well with Steamed Hams

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

Bart jumping Springfield Gorge

 

[stephen cartwright]

What’s the one with smashing pumpkins in?

 

[Boinger]

I was searching for a quote from Marge v The Monorail, and cannot believe just how many brilliant lines are in that episode..

[Homer can't stop the monorail]

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's NOT Batman.



Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.

Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.



Homer: Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.

Marge: Homer, no.

Homer: It's my lifelong dream!

Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?

[Points to a framed newspaper reading "IDIOT RUINS GAME - Springfield forfeits pennant"]



[Suggestions on how to spend Mr. Burns' $3 million]

Apu: Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Chief Wiggum: Crybaby.

Marge Simpson: Well, I think we should spend the money on something the whole town can be proud of.

Homer: Like a giant billboard that says "No fat chicks"?

Marge Simpson: No.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

I was searching for a quote from Marge v The Monorail, and cannot believe just how many brilliant lines are in that episode..

[Homer can't stop the monorail]

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's NOT Batman.



Marge: My name is Marge Simpson and I have an idea. It may sound a little boring at first.

Mayor Quimby: Chat away. I'll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.



Homer: Marge, I wanna be a monorail conductor.

Marge: Homer, no.

Homer: It's my lifelong dream!

Marge: Your lifelong dream was to run out onto the field during a baseball game, and you did it last year, remember?

[Points to a framed newspaper reading "IDIOT RUINS GAME - Springfield forfeits pennant"]



[Suggestions on how to spend Mr. Burns' $3 million]

Apu: Pardon me, but I would like to see this money spent on more police officers. I have been shot eight times this year, and as a result, I almost missed work.

Chief Wiggum: Crybaby.

Marge Simpson: Well, I think we should spend the money on something the whole town can be proud of.

Homer: Like a giant billboard that says "No fat chicks"?

Marge Simpson: No.

And you quote.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Go ahead Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.

It tastes like grandma




It does taste like grandma

 

[GingerNick]

Go ahead Ralphie, the stranger is offering you a treat.

you know I can even hear chief wiggums voice in my head saying it!!

 

[Big Toe]

My favourite is the Hank Scorpio one.

Couldn't tell you how many were good, stopped watching it when I realised I hadn't laughed at a new episode in about a decade.

A decade!! You’re a slow learner

 

[Gibraltar Mackem]

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Two best episodes above. No arguments.

 

[mux]

Homer impersonating Mr Burns in the post office:

What's your first name Mr Burns?

iiiii donnnn't knowww

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Sneeds seeds and feeds

Formerly chucks