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Anyone who does should be knacked on the spot.
It’s also Type Like A Moron Day.Time to Splice the Main race
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Mainbrace Shirley?
Anyone who does should be knacked on the spot.
YaaaaarrrrAbout time pirates had some recognition.
Splice the mainbrace
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Splicing the mainbrace aboard HMS Wren during World War II
"Splice the mainbrace" is an order given aboard naval vessels to issue the crew with an alcoholic drink. Originally an order for one of the most difficult emergency repair jobs aboard a sailing ship, it became a euphemism for authorized celebratory drinking afterward, and then the name of an order to grant the crew an extra ration of rum or grog.
Ye will be walking the plank with any more talk like that.Anyone who does should be knacked on the spot.
You're typing wrong, you've a woman's hands! I'll wager those inches have never weighed an anchor in a storm you pasty landlubber...OK OK OK it was chuffing autocorrect I know what the term is man.
Fifty lashes with the cat o nine tails or you’ll be walking the plank all the way to Davey Jones’s locker etc etc.
Pinkies, not inches...You're typing wrong, you've a woman's hands! I'll wager those inches have never weighed an anchor in a storm you pasty landlubber...
The captain of the sluggerIt was on the good ship Venus, by Christ you should have seen us, the figurehead was a whore in bed and the mast a rampant penis...
this lugger...The captain of the slugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn’t fit to shovel shit
From one room to another