Time for a new capital city

[Charmless Man]

Knowledgeable about fuck all if you ask me, pal

Ooooh. Someone's had a beer and thinks he's Ronnie Kray

 

[TheRey]

Ooooh. Someone's had a beer and thinks he's Ronnie Kray

Wrong part of London
"knowledgeable", lulz

 

[Charmless Man]

Wrong part of London
"knowledgeable", lulz

South London man

The land the rest of London would rather not talk about.

 

[TheRey]

South London man

The land the rest of London would rather not talk about.

Only out of jealousy

 

[Charmless Man]

Only out of jealousy

Imagine thinking someone thought Ronnie Kray was from South Landrés. What. A. Bewtah.

 

[monkeytassle]

I was trying to be humorous and I suspect you have taken a drink.

Well you failed and you're wrong. Top quality stuff.

 

[Clean Bristow]

How about Leeds instead? Big city, M1 nearby and it has football, rugby and cricket.

 

[zwartekat]

This thread hasn't quite taken off in the usual manner. A distinct lack of quality outrageous claims and straightforward goading. Haven't come across this TheRey bloke before but he's nee Mackney.

 

[Clean Bristow]

This thread hasn't quite taken off in the usual manner. A distinct lack of quality outrageous claims and straightforward goading. Haven't come across this TheRey bloke before but he's nee Mackney.

Ok...
All non native Londoners who reside there are defensive of the place as they know they made a bad choice. They live to work and have to get stoned and pissed to tolerate their existence.

 

[Jon Dough]

All non native Londoners who reside there are defensive of the place as they know they made a bad choice. They live to work and have to get stoned and pissed to tolerate their existence.

 

[monkeytassle]

Ok...
All non native Londoners who reside there are defensive of the place as they know they made a bad choice. They live to work and have to get stoned and pissed to tolerate their existence.

How's Birtley?

 

[Jon Dough]

One in three residents living in London were originally born in foreign climes.

 

[zwartekat]

Ok...
All non native Londoners who reside there are defensive of the place as they know they made a bad choice. They live to work and have to get stoned and pissed to tolerate their existence.

You missed the massive risk they take every time they get 'The Tube' and funny looking fellas get on with backpacks.

 

[Jon Dough]

You missed the massive risk they take every time they get 'The Tube' and funny looking fellas get on with backpacks.

Part and parcel of living in a big city according to the mayor

 

[zwartekat]

Part and parcel of living in a big city according to the mayor

Dick Whittington?

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Apparently it's written into law when discussing south london whilst in the capital it must be prefixed with "Faking Shit Hole"

 

[Jon Dough]

Dick Whittington?

No good sir,not Richard Whittington,I quoted the current mayor

 

[jaxaxe]

I think building a wall around it and flooding it (with crocs and sharks in) is justified.

Cruel.

Why do that to innocent crocs and sharks.

I'd be worried about the sharks evolving well groomed beards, a love of lumberjack apparel and an earnest appreciation of expensive coffee, craft beer and any food with "artisan" in its name.

 

[0verlord44]

Spent a bit of time in London, not keen at all. Now live within an hours train ride and never go

felt more at home in New York

 

[Flash Gordon]

Quite happy with London as the capital, it's comfortably one of the 5 best cities in the UK along with Edinburgh, Glasgow, Liverpool and Manchester.