Al Bundy
Striker
Cracking an egg with a double yolk
Putting a hot razor to my neck and doing the first stroke of a wet shave
First sip of a pint shortly followed by the first drag off a tab
The steam that hits you when you open the box of a takeaway pizza
When by boss at work says “I’m going to work from home tomorrow” – essentially means I have been given a day off
Are you me in disguise ?
I’d go for that lot as well !