Three random things which please you



Completing a 12 hour shift without being called on the radio, as they've broke something.

Pissing the last bit of urinal cake away.

Doing what in doing now. Lying in bed, patio doors open, with a nice light breeze coming in. Our lass away. Bairn still sleeping.
 
Finding a fiver/tenner/twenty in me pocket that I'd forgotten about

England beating Australia at owt

Finding a reduced price bargain in Poverty Corner in Morrisons
 
Cracking an egg with a double yolk
Putting a hot razor to my neck and doing the first stroke of a wet shave
First sip of a pint shortly followed by the first drag off a tab
The steam that hits you when you open the box of a takeaway pizza
When by boss at work says “I’m going to work from home tomorrow” – essentially means I have been given a day off
 
MackneyHackem said:
Cracking an egg with a double yolk
Putting a hot razor to my neck and doing the first stroke of a wet shave
First sip of a pint shortly followed by the first drag off a tab
The steam that hits you when you open the box of a takeaway pizza
When by boss at work says “I’m going to work from home tomorrow” – essentially means I have been given a day off
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3 things
 
shitting in a sauna
getting a fat splat in the eye whilst frying an egg
athletes foot spray
 

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