Things you would do if you could control

Need more details. Is this a frontal attack - like elephants battering down church walls, baboons tearing the eyes out of vicars, and muezzins having their calls to prayer drowned out by inconceivably large cacophonies of seagulls - or something more harmonious, like a peace-loving pig convincing the world through good works that kindness and morals do not require large financial donations to grifting zealots reading from the script of a millennia-old Michael Bay movie?

If the latter, I'm out. I really don't need Jesus Pig, and I would really like to see some revolution-by-simian.
I love the way you have stopped to think this through
 



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