SYB_DC
Winger
Only by other seagulls. That's the bit that totally-not-bullshitting individual omitted from his story that would have made it all make sense.Can they not be karate chopped in half?
For my answer, I'd be accompanied most places in public by a coterie of bears. I imagine that would cut down my queuing time somewhat and allow me some leeway to engage in antisocial peccadilloes like farting in elevators. I'd also like to set them upon cyclists who violate traffic rules and anyone taking selfies in public (both populations being entirely composed of people so self-absorbed as to not notice the bears until it was far too late).