Things that irritate you more than they should

[Tomma]

Brought instead of bought

Damn right. Dopey gets.

 

[mysticmackem]

Thank you. So right is wrong and left is right.

Left is Port, right is Starboard.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Left is Port, right is Starboard.

Thanks Spock.

 

[Rep of Seaburn]

the queue at the tip

deep fine leg appealing for LBW

 

[RossTheNinja]

Cricket

 

[the boot]

Grown men learning to play the guitar!!

 

[gabbiadini1]

Every time my dad rings my mobile and says “hi it’s Dad”. I know. It comes up with your name. Every time!!

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Every time my dad rings my mobile and says “hi it’s Dad”. I know. It comes up with your name. Every time!!

I'm laughing because I do this to my son all the time as well... I try not to, but it's just a habit

 

[gabbiadini1]

I'm laughing because I do this to my son all the time as well... I try not to, but it's just a habit

Drives me nuts. Tell him every time too!

 

[RossTheNinja]

I'm laughing because I do this to my son all the time as well... I try not to, but it's just a habit

My dad is a really loud scotsman and still does this. As if its another really loud scot using his phone. My mam has finally stopped putting "Mam" at the end of her texts after 15 years, so that's something.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Drives me nuts. Tell him every time too!

On behalf of your dad - I apologize... my son hates it too...

My dad is a really loud scotsman and still does this. As if its another really loud scot using his phone. My mam has finally stopped putting "Mam" at the end of her texts after 15 years, so that's something.

My son will answer the phone, "Yes?" "Hey, it's dad" … he always has some smart ass answer to that: "Really, I was trying to figure out what D-A-D meant when my phone rang" or "Obviously" or "No, really?" - little shit

 

[weebil64]

Whoops counter moachers.

 

[mysticmackem]

Thanks Spock.

Err... Mr Spock to you marra.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Tippex

 

[Fred Secrets]

Holding in a fart on a plane because you're sitting next to a honey. Going to the toilet then to let it off, but it doesn't come.

 

[Henry_Hill]

People standing to close at you in ques really irritates me, its not like you’ll end up being served any quicker by standing on my heels

 

[Kevj]

Incorrect spelling of the word Queues.

 

[brir]

My microwave. After it has finished it pings a reminder after about 20 seconds

I DON'T NEED TO BE MANAGED BY MY MICROWAVE....

 

[vinegar hill]

Too many to list

 

[Horatio Pugwash]

Holding in a fart on a plane because you're sitting next to a honey. Going to the toilet then to let it off, but it doesn't come.

Even worse when you do let the fart off in the toilet, open the door and she's standing there waiting to go in next.

"I'd give it ten minutes pet"