Things I Didn't Understand Today

[Select coaches]

I had free tickets today. I feel robbed! Who do I contact for a refund?

 

[glendvd100]

The most annoying thing about playing out from the back is we try and can’t do it so then try to hunp it forward but the clowns trying to hump it can barely lift it off the deck so it travels 30 yards straight to their player and we repeat.

The ball actually seems too hard and heavy for a lot of them and it barely travels.

 

[Ohnonotagain]

f***ing boring you

Not as boring as sitting watching that shite yesterday.

 

[BiG]

Rigg not being picked from the start.
Why we keep trying to play out from the back when continually being dispossessed.
Why when we get a free kick around the 18yrd box Patterson wasn't taking it. Ballard was and kept passing back to Patterson.
Why every throw-in/ free kick goes backwards.
Why we don't high press the opposition like they do to us.
Why we are brushed off the ball so easily.
Why we need about 30 passes to get out of our own half.
Why do all our players stop dead when we get a free kick, throw-in, chance to break quickly. Nobody moves.
Why our coaching staff don't seem to have a clue about football.

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