These new red seats

[Deleted member 15970]

Apparently, they have a different composition and finish which is supposed not to fade. We shall see.

Can we get some of that for the players?

 

[Discopants91]

Sure you aren't getting mixed up with the bust at Keith Richard's house in 1967 when it was alleged that she was found naked on a fur rug being, erm, pleasured with a Mars Bar.

Disgusting.

Be a nightmare getting chocolate stains out of fur.

 

[Lord Alfred]

Should be all standing anyway

Hey, I’m quite partial to my padded seat thank you.

 

[vinegar hill]

Fuckin hell, even negativity about the new seats.

 

[ftm1971]

Should pay people to sit in them owa the summer to protect them, 30 odd thousand jobs reet there

 

[Dilligaf60]

Added benefit of stopping the pigeons shitting on them too.



Now, here's a man with a death wish

Roker airforce appear to have started using my part of the east stand as a bombing range.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Roker airforce appear to have started using my part of the east stand as a bombing range.

East Stand wanker. Are you owlder than me ?

 

[Dilligaf60]

East Stand wanker. Are you owlder than me ?

Who are you calling a wanker you wanker? And probably not you auld fart.
I was evicted from the concourse last season. You wanker.

 

[Big Duke Six]

Who are you calling a wanker you wanker? And probably not you auld fart.
I was evicted from the concourse last season. You wanker.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

East Stand wanker. Are you owlder than me ?

He's younger than me. And in better nick.

Bastard

 

[Dilligaf60]

He's younger than me. And in better nick.

Bastard

Aye but you’re good at sums, and you can sing anarl.

 

[Mango killa]

And you're a goalkeeper. Eat shit.

Your a f***ing cockwomble duke, pulled the same crap with me. You were getting the piss ripped out of you but decided to take umbrage at my post because i am a goalkeeper. Nee the wonder new people give up posting with f***ing helmets like ye on

 

[Big Duke Six]

Your a f***ing cockwomble duke, pulled the same crap with me. You were getting the piss ripped out of you but decided to take umbrage at my post because i am a goalkeeper. Nee the wonder new people give up posting with f***ing helmets like ye on

Hello Mate.

 

[Mango killa]

Hello Mate.

Hello dukey babey

 

[Big Duke Six]

Hello dukey babey

Have a good evening.

 

[Dagzd1973]

Probably turn yellow from all the piss.

 

[Mango killa]

Have a good evening.

You too, see you can be nice if you want.

 

[Big Duke Six]

You too, see you can be nice if you want.

Fuck Off.......

 

[Mango killa]

Fuck Off.......

As i was saying earlier , cockwomble

 

[Big Duke Six]

As i was saying earlier , cockwomble

Top lad.