The SMB Movie thread 2020 to 2023

[Jon Dough]

He’s in Line of duty iirc.
For like 5 minutes at the beginning of the series

 

[niknak_123]

I keep wanting to watch it despite the reviews for some reason

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That wallpaper is a bit old fashioned

 

[Pants]

Nope - I quite enjoyed that. 7.43875/10

 

[RossTheNinja]

That wallpaper is a bit old fashioned

Something about drapes matching the carpet

 

[Dark Traveller]

“We eat their dinner, sleep in their beds…no wonder they’re pissed off!”

I still love the scene where the injured soldier is struggling with the dog for his own guts, which the dog seems to think is it’s dinner.

 

[Fetch Fletch]

I still love the scene where the injured soldier is struggling with the dog for his own guts, which the dog seems to think is it’s dinner.

Aye Sean pertwee is f***ing hilarious in it!

The superglue

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Nope - I quite enjoyed that. 7.43875/10

Was just about to mention this

Watched it last night it’s bat shit

 

[look out piano]

Dog Soldiers has just been re-released in 4k.

Fantastic British cult classic from 2002.

Superb

For what it was and the budget it had, dog soldiers is a great film

 

[Apache Inbound]

Aye Sean pertwee is f***ing hilarious in it!

The superglue

I liked the scene where he reached for a gun but picked up a stick off a side cabinet then shouted at the werewolf to go fetch

 

[Fetch Fletch]

I liked the scene where he reached for a gun but picked up a stick off a side cabinet then shouted at the werewolf to go fetch

It is genius. Amount of people who’ve not seen it really surprises me. I guess it’s a proper “lads” film like

 

[look out piano]

It is genius. Amount of people who’ve not seen it really surprises me. I guess it’s a proper “lads” film like

Ahem

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Ahem

I don’t count you as a lass man

 

[look out piano]

I don’t count you as a lass man

Erm cheers

 

[RossTheNinja]

If I looked like that I'd be walking round naked TBF

Ex lass looked a bit like that. We had a similar problem.

 

[mux]

Tom Cruise's The Mummy popped up on Netflix, good switch off entertainment. 6/10

Honestly thought this was one of the worst films ever.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Honestly thought this was one of the worst films ever.

It's f***ing dreadful. It would be unwatchable even without Russell Crowe's appalling guest appearance

 

[mux]

It's f***ing dreadful. It would be unwatchable even without Russell Crowe's appalling guest appearance

Seemed an odd choice by Cruise. He doesn't usually make decisions this poor.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Seemed an odd choice by Cruise. He doesn't usually make decisions this poor.

Yeah, I think he's realised now that he should focus on MI and a few interesting side projects or appearances in other people's films. This thing didn't work as a Tom Cruise blockbuster.

It wouldn't have worked anyway, the whole Universal Dark Universe thing is a dreadful idea

 

[Harry Gates]

Who was the north-east actor in it? Haven't seen him in anything since.

"I hope i give you the shits ya bastard"

 

[Motor City Cobra]

Nope

6/10. Really wanted to
Love it. But sadly average at best. Too slow to get going anarl.

Me too

New netflix
Comedy with Kevin hart and marky mark, Fuck me I should have know better. 2/10

Donnie brassco

First time In donkeys year. Pure quality from Sir Al Pacino. Brilliant he is. Depp not bad. Cracking 8/10