The Hypothetical Thread

[Keawyeds]

Quite simple this one.

Answer a hypothetical question and then ask one yourself.
One at a time FFS.

So let us begin.
Would you rather fart from your nose or burp through your ears?

 

[nyron4england]

Quite simple this one.

Answer a hypothetical question and then ask one yourself.
One at a time FFS.

So let us begin.
Would you rather fart from your nose or burp through your ears?

burp through my ears. would you rather eat through your shitcutter or poo through your mouth?

 

[PhilSAFC]

Well as your own farts smell lusharoo it has to the nose fart.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Poo through my mouth.

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

 

[a1970man]

Would you rather.

Shag Teresa May and everyone knew OR Suck off Jeremy Corbyn and no one knew

 

[Goat Eyes]

Would you rather.

Shag Teresa May and everyone knew OR Suck off Jeremy Corbyn and no one knew

Theresa May.

 

[Carpets]

Theresa May.

Where's the question?

 

[HABA87]

Poo through my mouth.

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hands for feet. Feet are pretty useless.

 

[jedi_toaster]

Poo through my mouth.

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hands for feet, like a monkey!

If you could only have potatoes prepared one way for the rest of your life (chips, roast, mash etc), what way would that be?

 

[HABA87]

Would you rather.

Shag Teresa May and everyone knew OR Suck off Jeremy Corbyn and no one knew

May, at the drop of a hat too.

 

[Keawyeds]

Hands for feet. Feet are pretty useless.

Ask a question you buffoon!

 

[Carpets]

Hands for feet, like a monkey!

If you could only have potatoes prepared one way for the rest of your life (chips, roast, mash etc), what way would that be?

Roast Potatoes.
Could God create a stone so heavy he couldnt lift it?

 

[Keawyeds]

Roast Potatoes.
Could God create a stone so heavy he couldnt lift it?

It's an either or hypothetical we're looking for here, so I'm going to say "No" to you and carry on.

Would you rather eat a Kevin Bacon sandwich or pay for everything with bits of Johnny Cash

 

[jedi_toaster]

Roast Potatoes.
Could God create a stone so heavy he couldnt lift it?

He doesn’t exist, so, ner.....

How much money would it take for you to convince your mum (apologies if she isn’t with us anymore) that you were dead, and not reveal that you’re actually alive for a week?

 

[HABA87]

Ask a question you buffoon!

Would you rather wear a GoT t-shirt or a Tap Out t-shirt?

 

[Keawyeds]

Would you rather wear a GoT t-shirt or a Tap Out t-shirt?

I'd rather have Winter Is Coming tattooed down my cock than wear a Tap Out T-shirt

 

[HABA87]

I'd rather have Winter Is Coming tattooed down my cock than wear a Tap Out T-shirt

Spelt cumming wrang marra.

 

[jedi_toaster]

It's an either or hypothetical we're looking for here, so I'm going to say "No" to you and carry on.

Would you rather eat a Kevin Bacon sandwich or pay for everything with bits of Johnny Cash

Fuck your ‘either/or’.._

How much money would you accept to get an ex’s name tattooed on you, but you’re not allowed to tell your missus that you did it for money?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Where's the question?

I’d already done it above but some people weren’t playing along.

Hands for feet, like a monkey!

If you could only have potatoes prepared one way for the rest of your life (chips, roast, mash etc), what way would that be?

Gnocchi.

 

[Carpets]

It's an either or hypothetical we're looking for here, so I'm going to say "No" to you and carry on.

Would you rather eat a Kevin Bacon sandwich or pay for everything with bits of Johnny Cash

So either 'yes' or 'no' - well answered