The Hypothetical Thread

[jedi_toaster]

I’d already done it above but some people weren’t playing along.


Gnocchi.

Controversial.

 

[Keawyeds]

Spelt cumming wrang marra.

Sigh... Sometimes I think I spoil you with comedy

Fuck your ‘either/or’.._

How much money would you accept to get an ex’s name tattooed on you, but you’re not allowed to tell your missus that you did it for money?

My thread. My rules.
You fuck off

 

[jedi_toaster]

Sigh... Sometimes I think I spoil you with comedy



My thread. My rules.
You fuck off

Would you rather I fucked off and the thread died, or I stayed on it and it flourished?

 

[Keawyeds]

Would you rather I fucked off and the thread died, or I stayed on it and it flourished?

Well...

 

[chriswallace85]

OP making a late push for worst poster on here I see.

 

[Carpets]

Would you rather be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms?

 

[Goat Eyes]

Deaf and no arms.

Would you rather eat a shot of tramp sick or snort a line of shite?

Would you rather be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms?

 

[Aituk7]

OP making a late push for worst poster on here I see.

Would you rather be blind with no legs or deaf with no arms?

Deaf with no arms, robotic arms are getting all the time.

Would you rather be a rockstar or a footballer?

 

[Carpets]

Deaf with no arms, robotic arms are getting all the time.

Would you rather be a rockstar or a footballer?

Ooo awkward, I'm actually bit of both already so.......

 

[Aituk7]

Ooo awkward, I'm actually bit of both already so.......

I'll emphasise the rock STAR part and ask again?

I suppose in the eyes of your mam

 

[HABA87]

Deaf with no arms, robotic arms are getting all the time.

Would you rather be a rockstar or a footballer?

Footballer if we're talking megastardom. Make a fortune to last many lifetimes in a short space of time without the hassle of touring for decades.

Would you rather be Jamal or Bailey?

 

[Boz33]

Ooo awkward, I'm actually bit of both already so.......

You're chris waddle and I claim my £5

 

[Aituk7]

Footballer if we're talking megastardom. Make a fortune to last many lifetimes in a short space of time without the hassle of touring for decades.

Would you rather be Jamal or Bailey?

Jamal obviously.

One's got 150k for being pushed over and sprayed with water, the others in hiding this christmas.

Would you rather be a devout muslim or a devout christian?

 

[wilka88]

Devout Christian I'm half way there anyway ....

Would you rather Brexit or No Brexit

 

[Keawyeds]

OP making a late push for worst poster on here I see.

Would you rather contribute something useful to the thread or shit on everything from you high shetland as usual?

 

[maygo]

Devout Christian I'm half way there anyway ....

Would you rather Brexit or No Brexit

I was gonna day no Brexit, but fuck it- we’re halfway there, let’s see how deep this rabbit hole goes

Would you rather have human- sized chicken legs, or chicken- sized human legs (attached to your body, not in the colonel’s secret recipe ffs)

 

[Aituk7]

Devout Christian I'm half way there anyway ....

Would you rather Brexit or No Brexit

Brexit

Would you rather be a smoggie or a mag?

 

[Charlie Chimp]

Brexit

Would you rather be a smoggie or a mag?

Smoggie

Would you rather spit or swallow when blowing Tommy Robinson?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Smoggie

Would you rather spit or swallow when blowing Tommy Robinson?

Spit

Would you rather masturbate over your auntie or clean her shit out of your nicker draw?

 

[Aituk7]

Smoggie

Would you rather spit or swallow when blowing Tommy Robinson?

Spit in his face, obviously.

Would you rather shag dianne abbott or try and teach her basic maths