Terrorist on my tube?

[Nookie Bear]

I’m wondering why the policeman gave you his details ?

 

[monkeytassle]

Why?

So people can read the quran in peace

 

[MackneyHackem]

The police encourage people to report unusual and suspicious activities, are you suggesting the opposite ?

I’m suggesting the OP heard a couple of muslim lads talking and let his imagination run wild and got carried away.

I wasn’t there but I can say with certainty that if had been there I would not have been sitting there skitzing out thinking I was about to get blown to bits.

 

[vinegar hill]

In the present climate, you were perfectly entitled.
The authorities are always telling us to be on our guard and report anything suspicious, that’s all you were doing.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I’m wondering why the policeman gave you his details ?

He was humouring him. He probably has people who have come down for a show doing it every weekend.

 

[errant]

I’m wondering why the policeman gave you his details ?

standard practise apparently when receiving a stop & search is to cooperate and ask the coppers details...

 

[Reiver]

I’m wondering why the policeman gave you his details ?

No idea, I'm not a policeman.

 

[Nookie Bear]

No idea, I'm not a policeman.

Text him and ask please

 

[Reiver]

In the present climate, you were perfectly entitled.
The authorities are always telling us to be on our guard and report anything suspicious, that’s all you were doing.

It seems I was wrong according to the 'London is the best place on earth' brigade.

Apparently you're a country bumpkin if you mention suspicious activity to a police officer

 

[Spennymackem1981]

Those balls flying over my f***ing head every 10 mins was terrorising...this story was good though so I will bookmark and come back for part 2...I hear they are penning the script for the film

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Ok I gave in and read it

What a load of shit

Love the ‘I’ve got experience of Arab royal family’ op loves dropping this shit in, ffs he was only a security guard

 

[Monkton mackem]

The development of this thread should make a 3 hour train journey home a lot more bearable. Thanks OP not just for that, but also your bravery.

 

[HABA87]

Sounds like a program off Channel 5.

 

[Reiver]

Ok I gave in and read it

What a load of shit

Love the ‘I’ve got experience of Arab royal family’ op loves dropping this shit in, ffs he was only a security guard

Calm down son, I'm simply qualifying that I can tell whether they're happy or not by the tone of voice.

Gave in and read it, what a life you lead

 

[ighty seven]

Two blokes trying to do a simple drug deal, probably in Guantanamo Bay now, being waterboarded.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Calm down son, I'm simply qualifying that I can tell whether they're happy or not by the tone of voice.

Gave in and read it, what a life you lead

I’ve got a sad life aye I’ll admit it

That’s why I’m reading your posts

 

[Nig]

I’m suggesting the OP heard a couple of muslim lads talking and let his imagination run wild and got carried away.

I wasn’t there but I can say with certainty that if had been there I would not have been sitting there skitzing out thinking I was about to get blown to bits.

I suggest you take a rucksack into your lovely city and leave it on the tube or a bench somewhere busy etc

Put an alarm clock in it for extra effect and your details for the police to contact you to return it.

Don't forget to amuse us with your tales of woe on here after

 

[Reiver]

I’ve got a sad life aye I’ll admit it

That’s why I’m reading your posts

You didn't need to respond.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

You didn't need to respond.

I did I have a shit life

You’ve already worked that out

I’m replying again ffs

 

[Captain Slackbladder]

See it, say it, post it