PinzaC55
Striker
I was doing work for someone and I just happened to ask what his job was. He said he worked for a company that made parts for satellites. Quick as a flash I said well it's not exactly rocket science is it. He said no then started to describe what he made.
Another time in Chelsea me and my mates saw a load of police outside a hairdressers with the alarms going off. I asked the female cop if there had been a break in and she said yes. So I said "are you going to comb the area", she just gave me a death stare, miserable cow.
They found the criminal hiding in a bush.