Aleem Dar
Striker
Can I get a life from Southport as I need to go to my nanas Saturday meal and I haven't seen her for 2 days and shes going away for the weekend!
Team for 19th smb v Durham uni
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Can I get a life from Southport as I need to go to my nanas Saturday meal and I haven't seen her for 2 days and shes going away for the weekend!
wackyjacky
Striker
Why not have a sticky at the top with all the instructions/guides to anybody wanting to play so you could just point people to it if they express an interest. A bit like a FAQ thing which you could add to when necessary. Saves typing out the same stuff from a few of you's just cos some people can't grasp it.
eddyfinn
Striker
good idea we will get tom to do it
gegsongegsonlegs
Midfield
a calm rational response from one of the elder statesmen of the smb...why didnt i think of that
SAFC2403
Striker
chops. when you started all this last season you were told to turn up..i even offered you a lift as i live in the same area....people urged you on to turn up and if i recall correctly all you could reply was utter drivel and nonsense about you wanted to play, but didnt know if you wanted to play as you were going on holiday and would therefore not see your nana for a week or whatever the fuck it was so then you were going for a meal so couldnt turn up...but you might turn up if you dont go for a meal... and so on and so on..im sure someone could find the thread if required... that is what i base my conclusion of you being an absolute fuckwit mongoloid moron. a new season and you start again... 2 new faces have joined without any fuck on or piss farting about, these two blokes have said its canny crack and they have enjoyed it and still you cant make up your f***ing mind.... personally i could not give a fuck if you play or not and judging by you innability to make a decision it would probably be better if you didnt.. but do me a favour when you post on one of these threads just come on and say YES I CAN PLAY or NO I CANT PLAY...... that is a ll we want to know.. we couldnt give a flying fuck whether your on holiday or out for a meal we want to know if you can play so you can be considered and we can arrange things...
this fucker boils my piss reet up like.
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Andy.SAFC
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wackyjacky
Striker
a calm rational response from one of the elder statesmen of the smb...why didnt i think of that
kernt!!!
hutch
Striker
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pkhap
Guest
No its at Maiden Castle on the way out of Durham towards Shincliffe.
We Won.
We batted first and made 141 for 5 with Edd retiring on 50no.
Think they got about 70 (didn't look at the end) Mick bowled like the wind for 3 wickets(i think)
Well played lads.
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pkhap
Guest
Who has the score book?
peterleeyacker
Winger
mick but you will not see him, he will have the pages stuck together by now
mick 3 for 8
phill 2 for 14
rob 2 for 11
two run outs
edd 50 not out
phil 26 not out
rob 11 not out
dale 11
liam 9 or 10
eddyfinn
Striker
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pkhap
Guest
Mick. Standards are slipping again
He will be out celebrating telling some lucky lady about his lightning fast bowling.:-D
pattisoni
Central Defender
Our lass loved that like!
Smb total 141 for 5
Batting scores
Edd 50 retired
Paul 1
Zomby 11
Liam 10
Peter 12
John 3
Phil 26
Rob 11
Bowling
Rob 4 11 2
Beefy 4 23 0
Mick 4 8 3
Andy 4 25 0
Phil 4 12 2
Durham uni were bowled out for 76
Good game lads, another win let's keep them coming.
peterleeyacker
Winger
no they were not
pattisoni
Central Defender
Oops my mistake, 76 for 9 after 20 overs
hutch
Striker
Well batted!!!
SAFC2403
Striker
Cheers!!
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