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Swindon Town 25/26 thread


Top of the League.
Poor game and on the way home from Preston.
Long day and a few beers now.

Just get me out of this shite league.
Captain Pugwash ringing in my ears. Tom the Cabin Boy taking the piss.

Keep the faith and have a great night my friends from the North.
Why do we do it?
Every away game another laugh, another chapter and til I die.❤️🍺
 
Top of the League.
Poor game and on the way home from Preston.
Long day and a few beers now.

Just get me out of this shite league.
Captain Pugwash ringing in my ears. Tom the Cabin Boy taking the piss.

Keep the faith and have a great night my friends from the North.
Why do we do it?
Every away game another laugh, another chapter and til I die.❤️🍺
There's very little better than taking an away point in a dismal game, your last line above explains why you do it.

Well that & 🍺

...A bit of fortune and you'll be in the shite division above in a few months, content yourself by whistling the Pugwash theme :lol:
 
Top of the League.
Poor game and on the way home from Preston.
Long day and a few beers now.

Just get me out of this shite league.
Captain Pugwash ringing in my ears. Tom the Cabin Boy taking the piss.

Keep the faith and have a great night my friends from the North.
Why do we do it?
Every away game another laugh, another chapter and til I die.❤️🍺
Seaman Stains.
 
There's very little better than taking an away point in a dismal game, your last line above explains why you do it.

Well that & 🍺

...A bit of fortune and you'll be in the shite division above in a few months, content yourself by whistling the Pugwash theme :lol:

All about class wherever we go.
I’ve helped an old Gentleman off the train, cuddled a black Lab and asked a tranny in Blackpool for directions in my best This Country West Country Accent.
We never hurt anyone only ourselves. 🤣

Let’s get a 3rd round FA Cup tie at the SOL.
We will probably get beat by Bolton but that would just be great.
The SMB is home. The lads reckon I am Mackem 🍺🤣
Seaman Stains.

Master Bates two up top 🤣
 
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All about class wherever we go.
I’ve helped an old Gentleman off the train, cuddled a black Lab and asked a tranny in Blackpool for directions in my best This Country West Country Accent.
We never hurt anyone only ourselves. 🤣

Let’s get a 3rd round FA Cup tie at the SOL.
We will probably get beat by Bolton but that would just be great.
The SMB is home. The lads reckon I am Mackem 🍺🤣


Master Bates two up top 🤣
I agree, travel with style! Sounds like you've been touting for a bit of cash there like, I'm sure the tranny would have preferred the cuddle.

It's always the football that hurts most.

I'm not convinced you'll lose at Bolton, they won't fancy playing you - Swindon are a massive banana-skin, you can get a goal & play decent smooth football when allowed, you'll get a goal so they need to do a bit more. The SOL is potentially calling for someone but travelling such a short distance into a crowd doesn't particularly allow for a Master Bates on the road :lol:
 
On the last leg now.
Last can then hopefully my lad picks me up from the station.
You meet some characters for sure. Just met a lass at New St from Northampton showing me her Carp fishing catches.🤣🤣
In between my Poxford Mate sending me his customary Saturday GIFS.

Love being Swindon On Tour.
Putting the **** into the Country 🤣🤣♥️🍺
Is carp fishing catches some sort of weird euphemism?
 
Is carp fishing catches some sort of weird euphemism?

Makes a change from Sheep.🤣
it’s times like this, the last can, the last leg, the thoughts of the day and another journey coming to the end.
We ain’t Barcelona, we ain’t Liverpool or Sunderland but we are Swindon.
My Club, Heart and the miles, history, cost, time and above all the laughs and the memories.

f***ing hell I love this shit club and to take it away would be a void.
Til I die, on the road, on tour, pissed over and out ♥️
Thanks for having me Sun’lun.
Our paths HAVE to meet. We go again home next week then on the train to Chesterfield.

Have a great night you wonderful people ❤️❤️❤️❤️.
 
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On the last leg now.
Last can then hopefully my lad picks me up from the station.
You meet some characters for sure. Just met a lass at New St from Northampton showing me her Carp fishing catches.🤣🤣
In between my Poxford Mate sending me his customary Saturday GIFS.

Love being Swindon On Tour.
Putting the **** into the Country 🤣🤣♥️🍺
Some chat up line that, I've never encontered that one before.

Never mind pestering your lad, just walk you idle fcker you've been playing out (🍺) all day :lol:
 
Makes a change from Sheep.🤣
it’s times like this, the last can, the last leg, the thoughts of the day and another journey coming to the end.
We ain’t Barcelona, we ain’t Liverpool or Sunderland but we are Swindon.
My Club, Heart and the miles, history, cost, time and above all the laughs and the memories.

f***ing hell I love this shit club and to take it away would be a void.
Til I die, on the road, on tour, pissed over and out ♥️
Thanks for having me Sun’lun.
Our paths HAVE to meet. We go again home next week then on the train to Chesterfield.

Have a great night you wonderful people ❤️❤️❤️❤️.

Watch out for that crooked spire
 
Holloway knows them leagues inside and out. Well done to him and Swindon, long may it continue. Are the owners still chancers or has it improved on that front? Or is Holloway beating the odds despite the running of the club? @Swindon On Tour

The club remains run by crooks and undesirables.
10 years now and no let ups.
We keep going, split fanbase but live in hope.
Home now. 🍺
 
Top of the League.
Poor game and on the way home from Preston.
Long day and a few beers now.

Just get me out of this shite league.
Captain Pugwash ringing in my ears. Tom the Cabin Boy taking the piss.

Keep the faith and have a great night my friends from the North.
Why do we do it?
Every away game another laugh, another chapter and til I die.❤️🍺
Onwards & upwards 🤞
 
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