Surfer attacked by a shark

[look out piano]

So you slit your own throat putting it back in its sheath?

You wouldn't be putting it back, you'd be still brandishing it man in case it still wanted some while you were swimming back to shore

 

[hefty em]

Windmilled a shark. Probably a shields lad.

 

[maygo]

That clip would be improved a hundredfold with the addition of a tuba

 

[bloo71]

Does anyone know what type of shark it was?

 

[West Stand]

Does anyone know what type of shark it was?

A pathetic one.

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[Barnacle Boy]

Windmilled a shark. Probably a shields lad.

He's Australian

Does anyone know what type of shark it was?

Great white

 

[Dan The Man]

What a lucky bloke. That must've been utterly frightening how he's managed the composure to think about hitting the shark, fuck knows

 

[WalkerSAFC]

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[elder]

his mam was watching it on the tele as it happened...

 

[monkeytassle]

During a televised competition

been swimming there. well, plodging as I was far too scared.

 

[Hair Flick]

Same bloke, Mick Fanning at the same place had to be pulled out the water earlier today, 2 years on when a 3 metre Great White Shark was spotted cruising along the beach close to where they were in the water.

How's that for lightning striking twice?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-...-j-bay-surf-again-after-another-shark/8726038

And in another bizarre coincidence, 2 days earlier, the other surfer who was in the water with Fanning 2 years ago had to be pulled out when a mako shark was seen breaching just behind them.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/shark-h...ick-fanning-was-attacked-20170718-gxdya4.html

Dangerous sport, surfing like.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Fake.

 

[Cypher]

Same bloke, Mick Fanning at the same place had to be pulled out the water earlier today, 2 years on when a 3 metre Great White Shark was spotted cruising along the beach close to where they were in the water.

How's that for lightning striking twice?

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-07-...-j-bay-surf-again-after-another-shark/8726038

And in another bizarre coincidence, 2 days earlier, the other surfer who was in the water with Fanning 2 years ago had to be pulled out when a mako shark was seen breaching just behind them.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/shark-h...ick-fanning-was-attacked-20170718-gxdya4.html

Dangerous sport, surfing like.

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Pretty standard practice in the shark world.

 

[Typhoonftm]

Or This:

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Lion shit is better.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

He's Australian



Great white

Only sharks allowed into Australian waters, since they're git racist as owt

 

[Barnacle Boy]

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[Billy Rocket]

Wow.

Never knew you were from South Africa @Barnacle Boy ? You sound like a baddie from one of the Lethal Weapon films

At least we know why he's a cunt now.