Surfer attacked by a shark

[Vinny the Mackem]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/bosto...acked-by-shark-on-live-tv-during-competition/

hard as nails haha "did you get a punch in"

" It was all the talk while I was shredding the gnar this morning."

What the f***ing fuck does that mean?

 

[Deleted member 18718]

You've gotta tap them on the nose to get them to back off....doubt I'd have kept my composure to ask it to smell the cheese though.

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[The Spezial One]

Love the commentator: "looks like Fanning might be um..... *silence*"

I think you mean, "looks like he's being mauled by a shark" you stupid cvnt.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Love the commentator: "looks like Fanning might be um..... *silence*"

I think you mean, "looks like he's being mauled by a shark" you stupid cvnt.

"Holy shit!......um excuse me...."

 

[Kevj]

You've gotta tap them on the nose to get them to back off....doubt I'd have kept my composure to ask it to smell the cheese though.

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You've just took me back to 1990.

 

[look out piano]

I think all surfers should carry a little stabbing knife, if one attacks you stab the kernt in the eye and he'll let go (in theory), you might have to stab it a few more times just to show him you mean business

 

[Barnacle Boy]

I think all surfers should carry a little stabbing knife, if one attacks you stab the kernt in the eye and he'll let go (in theory), you might have to stab it a few more times just to show him you mean business

Pointless really as before you even know you're being attacked the knife and the leg it's strapped to is in the shark's belly

 

[Boinger]

I think all surfers should carry a little stabbing knife, if one attacks you stab the kernt in the eye and he'll let go (in theory), you might have to stab it a few more times just to show him you mean business

Or This:

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[look out piano]

Pointless really as before you even know you're being attacked the knife and the leg it's strapped to is in the shark's belly

A sideways neck sheath then, unless the bastard has your head in his gob you're onto a winner surely

 

[Kevj]

Or This:

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What if they grab the wrong species repellent when under duress? They all look remarkably similar.

 

[look out piano]

What if they grab the wrong species repellent when under duress? They all look remarkably similar.

I'd go with some kind of pepper spray, that way if its got your arm it'll sneeze the bugger out

 

[Kevj]

I'd go with some kind of pepper spray, that way if its got your arm it'll sneeze the bugger out

Does spray work under-water? Serious question. Thinking about it, it definitely will due to the pressure differential, but I think I'm going to piss around with a can of Linx in the bath now.

 

[hudson88]

Should just surround the shark

 

[look out piano]

Does spray work under-water? Serious question. Thinking about it, it definitely will due to the pressure differential, but I think I'm going to piss around with a can of Linx in the bath now.

No idea, and good luck

Should just surround the shark

Never gets old that one mind

 

[Iceman97]

He's gonna need a bigger surfboard.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

Just tell it to fuck off.

 

[HillView Aviator]

I'd shit in its flipper draw.

 

[becs]

Scary that like. What a lucky bloke.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

I'd shit in its flipper draw.

 

[muggboots]

A sideways neck sheath then, unless the bastard has your head in his gob you're onto a winner surely

So you slit your own throat putting it back in its sheath?