Submarine Murder

[look out piano]

Apparently the sub owner was prone to occasional aggressive /violent outbursts. I think it's fairly obvious what has happened to that poor woman tbh.

 

[Tommasi]

Apparently the sub owner was prone to occasional aggressive /violent outbursts. I think it's fairly obvious what has happened to that poor woman tbh.

It's awful like, imagine how terrified she would of been? Wonder if he will confess in the end and we will find out what really happened.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Apparently the sub owner was prone to occasional aggressive /violent outbursts. I think it's fairly obvious what has happened to that poor woman tbh.

You think she asked him why he felt the need to own a giant phallus?

 

[look out piano]

It's awful like, imagine how terrified she would of been? Wonder if he will confess in the end and we will find out what really happened.

Nowhere to go but into the clutches of a rapey, violent, murderous dude-rip to the poor lady, hopefully she'll get justice bless her .

You think she asked him why he felt the need to own a giant phallus?

Not sure tbh.

 

[errant]

Apparently the sub owner was prone to occasional aggressive /violent outbursts. I think it's fairly obvious what has happened to that poor woman tbh.

it does seem fairly obvious, but technically he's currently innocent until proven...

although i don't fancy his chances...

 

[AlpineExile]

Was bored of this story a week ago but then the torso turned up yesterday and am hooked again now. Five years from now this will be a movie.

On a slightly distasteful note, am ashamed to admit I had a lil' giggle when the news reporter said there had been found a 'lifeless body of a female with no arms, no legs and no head'. Was the 'lifeless' bit really needed ?

They're at it again:

<< A headless and limbless corpse found in waters off Denmark was deliberately mutilated, say Copenhagen police. >>

No! Say it's not so!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41016881

 

[alexander]

They're at it again:

<< A headless and limbless corpse found in waters off Denmark was deliberately mutilated, say Copenhagen police. >>

No! Say it's not so!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41016881

It really is mind-boggling journalism.

 

[AlpineExile]

It really is mind-boggling journalism.

To be fair to journos, They were quoting your police.

 

[daventry cat]

was a danish jurno interviewed on R4 today about this she rambled on and on like making sense was a new concept i wasnt much more informed at the end of it tbh

 

[alexander]

To be fair to journos, They were quoting your police.

Then the police spokesperson is just as silly.

 

[AlpineExile]

Then the police spokesperson is just as silly.

Wash your mouth out, or are you going to claim that you say "ombudsperson" when speaking Scandihooligan.

 

[alexander]

Wash your mouth out, or are you going to claim that you say "ombudsperson" when speaking Scandihooligan.

On an equally silly note, I have been dying to tell a joke about a torso (with a head) all day but cannot find an appropriate moment.

 

[AlpineExile]

On an equally silly note, I have been dying to tell a joke about a torso (with a head) all day but cannot find an appropriate moment.

Is the punchline "Bob"?

 

[alexander]

Is the punchline "Bob"?

No.

Just done a search, it is post #20 in the What's Your Best / Worst Bad Taste Joke thread from last year.

 

[AlpineExile]

No.

Just done a search, it is post #20 in the What's Your Best / Worst Bad Taste Joke thread from last year.

Ha'way man, don't make me do a search.

 

[alexander]

Ha'way man, don't make me do a search.

Am amazed the joke was left in the thread after several others were deleted. Reckon I would be pushing my luck if I posted it again, especially on this thread here.

 

[AlpineExile]

Am amazed the joke was left in the thread after several others were deleted. Reckon I would be pushing my luck if I posted it again, especially on this thread here.

OK, I remember it. Still prefer mine, like.

 

[Sykes The Pop Man]

Police believe that the Sun was sunk deliberately and that the body that has been found was intentionally mutilated. Sounds like the bloke's guilty of more than negligent manslaughter.

 

[Pants]

Police believe that the Sun was sunk deliberately and that the body that has been found was intentionally mutilated. Sounds like the bloke's guilty of more than negligent manslaughter.

Ok, he's just been promoted in the Bond villain stakes.

 

[alexander]

The torso has been proven to be the Swedish reporter lass. Police say it had metal parts stuck to it to make it sink and that the head and lims were deliberately cut off. They have also found blood remains onboard the sunken submarine that matches her DNA. Though how they have managed that considering the submarine was full of seawater I have no idea. Them woolly jumpers must be soaked by now.

Three parts of her are still missing so I guess they have found two more bits.