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Strangest thing you've ever witnessed at the match?

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Peterborough last season, half time some mattress sponge thing walking along in front of the Sunderland fans, pillow faced fucker with a huge nose and cape, our fans started chanting 'Brucey giz a wave', ive still no idea what the fuck it was:lol:

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Strangest thing I saw at a match was in the North Stand a couple of seasons after the SoL opened and a gentleman of Pakistani origin trying to get the chant started,

"I WOULD RATHER BE A ........".
 
Seeing someone climb over the railings on wearmouth bridge saying he was going to jump after getting beat 3-2 of Plymouth a few year back. He was over for quite a while with everyone watching before the police come and dragged him back over.
 
Crammers said:
aye, thats Si, mad as a f***ing ships cat.
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I sat right next to him, he moved this year and its certainly quiet without him. Few other reprobates off here with their back to the camera.

Not at the Match but traveled with the Martindales bus a couple of times from Bishop. Went to Man Utd in the cup replay in the days before toilets on busses they had a funnel tied to the front with a tube out of the door. So standing with me head on the windscreen watching a car in front skidding on the motorway while having a p1ss is a strange thing.
 
:lol::lol:

PISTON said:
maybe not the strangest but one i'll never forget.
west brom away when we invaded the pitch to fight with them. my mate was wearing proper old school platform boots which had been very fashionable at one point. he was quite short so he kept wearing them for as long as possible before they'd turned into museum pieces.:)

when we climbed over the fence the heal got caught and snapped off. every time i close my eyes and think back i can still see his head bobbing up and down as we charged towards the albion. he would totally disappear then pop up again like a cork in water.:)
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I don't know if it has been mentioned, I'm guessing it has?
The Aldridge penalty at Tranmere just as Newcastle had conceded to stop them winning the league. Mass celebrations behind the goal Aldridge looked up shook his head and promptly stuck the ball in the net.
 
probably SEB, but the gadgy who clothed off at QPR on the back row of the Lower Loft a few years back and sat there with his knob out.

Longworth's dog still makes me laugh.

The fucker got it in at OT last Sat.

Racking up the loyalty points now like.
 
Cambridge said:
I saw a half time penalty shoot out between Timmy Mallet, a Sven-Göran Eriksson look alike and a person in a six foot tall testicle outfit, with pubes on it.

I don't remember being warned that it was about to happen, never has this half time entertainment been bettered.
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yes. mr testicles. i forgot about that. :lol::lol:
 
SAFC_Jack said:
Down at Turf Moor for Burnley away (the 2-2 in the Roy Keane Era), the bloke in the row in front of us was smashed and pissed all owa the fella in front. I dinnar how the fella didn't paste him all owa.

The bloke was adamant he hadn't done it anarl!
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Did he have a coat with goggles in the hood. If so he was on our coach going down there. A few of the lad said he did that to someone but he didn't turn up for the coach home so couldn't ask him.
 
JonesyZone said:
My vote is definitely "Mr Testicles" at an away game (can't remember which one). Just a six foot tall hairy scrotum running around the pitch. f***ing unreal. I just remember my brother breaking down with laughter and being no good for the rest of the game
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everton. the rest of the day deserves to be forgotten. :lol:
 
Me brother reckons David James playing up front. Back in the day when you could make a manly challenge without fear of a soft yella :lol:

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