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Strangest thing you've ever witnessed at the match?

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The day Lincoln City got relegated. The Ghost goal. News (wrong news none of them could do the maths properly) that they were going to stay up. Ground was ganning mental for 5 minutes despite trailing 3-0 at home. Think it got to the point where no one dared tell them they were wrong...

Then it dawned on em.... Jubilation turns to anger. Fans started heading towards the touch line. Full Time Whistle players start running like hell to get off the pitch. Lincoln fan picks up the corner flag and chases them towards the tunnel. Proceeds to throw it like a javelin...
 

I wasn't with them as i was with me da but Swindon away 1998. We were still at school, soon to be doing our GCSE's, two mates went down to Swindon for the last game, they were absolutely mortal, both tried to nick a slab of lager each, coppers on them straight away and told them just to put them back of pay for them, mate's said no and started pushing the coppers. Nicked straight away. Spent the match in the cells, coppers wouldn't let them travel back together or use the coaches they'd came on, so the coppers rang the parents of one mate who had to pay for his train travel back from Swindon which was about £120. His ma and da were foaming to say the least. The other mate came up trumps, they asked a group of Sunderland fans dressed as Elvis if they'd take him home, they said no bother, but they were actually staying in a hotel in London so took me mate under their wings, got him mortal again and free accommodation. His ma and da never found out cos they were away for the weekend. :lol::lol:
 
Carlisle in the cup, coppers shepherded us from the coaches and wouldn't let us in any pubs. We were kept in a cordone on a street which had the smallest off license in it.

Lad walks out of the Off License, whips two bottles from under his jacket and yells at the top of his voice " Look lads, I've scored". Police come straight over and arrest him.

The daft knacker missed the game!
 
Notts Co. back in the day. Coach stopped at a row of shops on the outskirts of Nottingham and was relieved of every 'Girlie' mag they had. At the match the lads dismatled a drainpipe and started sending the magazines down it to the front where the old fellas and bairns were to the delight of the 14-year-olds who had them straight up their jumpers and the disgust of the old fellas.
 
1. Beach ball goal

2. Gary Breen getting sent of vs City 'volleyballing'

3. Some pretty lady in the SWC doing the international 'wanker' gesture towards the West Ham fans in the 2-2 match a couple of seasons ago. Do Sunderland woman normally do that?
 
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It certainly is. Shame the full event wasn't recorded as that is just a small snippet of what went on including a copper getting pushed down :lol::lol:
 
Hull away when Wallace scored, a Sunderland fan at half time running into the centre circle and bending over with his trousers round his ankles.
 
in the late 70s or early 80s we got a pissed up tramp on the bus after a millwall game, gave him more booze took him back to sunderland and put him(still asleep) on a bench in mowbray park,
 
Second half away to Sheff Wed will always stick with me

a full 45 minutes of "Naaaaaaaa Na Na NANANANA.....NANANANA......KEANO!"
 
Inter Megran said:
Second half away to Sheff Wed will always stick with me

a full 45 minutes of "Naaaaaaaa Na Na NANANANA.....NANANANA......KEANO!"
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Strange thing happened AFTER the game on the way back to our car.

We were walking along and some other SAFC fans had heard us talking about where we are from (near Derby).

They said they were from New Herrington and knew a lad from near Derby who stayed there every skool holiday and whether we knew him.

It was our kid brother so we pointed to him and said that's him there!

It's a small world and it's nice to think that people had remembered us from 20 years back.
 
Stevie Freestein II said:
Strange thing happened AFTER the game on the way back to our car.

We were walking along and some other SAFC fans had heard us talking about where we are from (near Derby).

They said they were from New Herrington and knew a lad from near Derby who stayed there every skool holiday and whether we knew him.

It was our kid brother so we pointed to him and said that's him there!

It's a small world and it's nice to think that people had remembered us from 20 years back.
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:cool: Class!
 
Not sure if it's West Brom or Blackburn where the fans are seperated by a big metal fence on the way out but bear with me.

Big Sunderland bloke with his bairn, must have only been 6 or 7, arguing with a couple of their lads through the fence.

Anyways their properly getting in each others face when the Sunderland lad shouts 'if i wasn't here with the bairn I'd come over there and..........'. Out of nowhere, the young'un comes belting over, stops right in front of them and spits right in one of the lads faces :lol:

Cue loud cheers from all the Sunderland lot.

Canny rank looking back but was a f***ing right laugh at the time :lol:
 
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Inter Megran said:
Second half away to Sheff Wed will always stick with me

a full 45 minutes of "Naaaaaaaa Na Na NANANANA.....NANANANA......KEANO!"
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More strange in that game was my brother pick an unprolific Dwight Yorke as first scorer and the game to finish 4-2. Always go to him now when I fancy a bet to see what he reckons. He's not been able to do it again since.
 
oldboy said:
More strange in that game was my brother pick an unprolific Dwight Yorke as first scorer and the game to finish 4-2. Always go to him now when I fancy a bet to see what he reckons. He's not been able to do it again since.
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Was that the sheff wed game we're they had that band on before the match & we totally out sung the band they went off with their tails between their legs :lol:
 
SAFCftm1986 said:
A few weeks back at the Chelsea game the bogs were busy just before kick off. People were patiently waiting in a queue for their turn. However, I glance round to see a guy whip out his schlong and proceed to christen the sink…

What's the strangest/sickest thing you've seen at the match?

EDIT: awaiting 'a win' as a response…
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gareth hall
people applauding jeff whitley
me getting a hot pie at roker park
thin mags
suger ray leanord with a safc scarf
jean luc picard doing the half time draw
 
oldboy said:
More strange in that game was my brother pick an unprolific Dwight Yorke as first scorer and the game to finish 4-2. Always go to him now when I fancy a bet to see what he reckons. He's not been able to do it again since.
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Final strange anecdote from the Sheff Wed game, me and my mate Gav jumping up and down on our seats celebrating one of our goals, only for the two seats to fold inwards at exactly the same time and us two daft knackers smashing into the row in front. Both stood up at the same time laughing our heads off.

It got played on the highlights!
 
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