Stingray impregnated by a Shark

[dangermows]

Stingray to have birth with no mate - a SHARK may have impregnated it

A stingray at a North Carolina aquarium is expecting babies and staff believe that it could have been impregnated by a shark.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Meathead]

Shingray or stingshark?

 

[den]

Was it consensual

 

[monkeytassle]

Shingray or stingshark?

The latter sounds utterly terrifying.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

The poor Stingray getting roughed up by a Shark shouting "NEMO! NEMO!" but the Shark wouldn't stop

 

[Popeye]

Was it consensual

The shark is being interviewed by Piers Morgan tomorrow night for those interested

 

[viccarlton]

Mongrel

 

[Harry Gates]

Will It Bring Marina's voice back?

 

[Botchie]

They can store sperm for years. We once went to The London Aquarium and they were doing this talk thing. The young lass was saying both of the females they had were pregnant and they had no males in the tank.

 

[Becs]

Sounds fishy like.

 

[Meathead]

What next?

Invasive alligator snapping turtle found in Cumbria

A vet says the creature, named Fluffy, could have eaten everything in the water if not found.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Tuono]

The Sperm Whales have denied all responsibilities.

 

[turnthetide3]

Troy Tempest must be lived.

 

[nandos sonic sauce]

The Sperm Whales have denied all responsibilities.

When a sperm Whale ejaculates it releases 500KG of sperm. That's why the sea is so salty

 

[Peegee]

I think we’re gonna need a bigger condom…

 

[Harry Gates]

Phones heard nowt, useless get.

 

[Kborom]

Troy Tempest must be lived.

Shame him and Marina never got it together, pretty sure Anderson had written that script......

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

It might not identify as either.

 

[Hansel]

They can store sperm for years. We once went to The London Aquarium and they were doing this talk thing. The young lass was saying both of the females they had were pregnant and they had no males in the tank.

This has to be the answer. Interspecies nookie doesn't work.

 

[Thurston]

Shingray or stingshark?

Sharkray would sound like a vacuum cleaner.