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spider found in a friend of mines toilet today

Discussion in 'SMB' started by jamieboy, Aug 12, 2017.

  1. Mantobar

    Mantobar Central Defender

    Plastic whopper and so is the plastic shite spider
     
  2. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    It's a common house spider man.

    Big bunch of jessies
     
  3. jamieboy

    jamieboy Midfield

    you can tell the schools are off
     
  4. Mantobar

    Mantobar Central Defender

    Tell them to clean the window frame anarl
     
  5. Le Chuck

    Le Chuck Striker

    Windows are filthy
     
  6. West Stand

    West Stand Central Defender

    Don't kill spiders in your house please, they keep on top of all the proper nasties like mites ticks and fleas that your animals may bring in as well as flys maggots and bed bugs.
    For this free service they provide all they ask is a bit of help getting out of the bath when they get stuck and to be left alone to get on with their job.
    Fantastic beasts they are love to see them patrolling about the house, proper little warriors are spiders look after them and they will look after you.
     
  7. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    Lighter

    Deodorant

    Spray
     
  8. This!!:)
     
  9. Big Toe

    Big Toe Full Back

    Not a chance. It'd kill me in my sleep
     
  10. becs

    becs Striker Contributor

    A big one like that appeared on our bathroom wall the other day. I picked it up, chased the little one with it and then put it out the window.
     
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  11. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    I'm on the bowl now after I decided to have a sit down piss before I went to bed. I opened this thread & I swear to fucking God, my tea-towel holder has never been as clenched as it is right now.

    A bit harsh to be putting your kid out the window, like.
     
  12. Beaker

    Beaker Winger

    Love spiders me like. I just leave them be to do their thing.

    The wife on the other hand will bray them repeatedly with a flip flop until they're nowt more than a smudge.
     
  13. Fred Secrets

    Fred Secrets Striker

    I'm terrified of them, but I won't kill them. I always think of the story of how they saved baby Jesus by making a web across a cave, so it wasn't searched by soldiers killing babies, or something like that.

    Yeah, that's a sentence I never thought that I'd say, sober. I won't kill something that I'm absolutely terrified of, because they saved someone I don't believe in.
     
  14. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    :lol:
    It would probably take it off you.

    There was massive one in my Mam and Dad's a few years ago. Me dad caught it and hoyed it away at the top of the drive. It beat him back through the front door.
     
    Last edited: Aug 13, 2017
  15. Spennymackem1981

    Spennymackem1981 Central Defender

    did you set fire to the house??
     
  16. hexhamali

    hexhamali Winger

    Real cute
     
  17. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    We used to have a tarantula and the bugger went missing for 6 months, eventually found it above the curtains one morning.
     
  18. JonMc

    JonMc Striker

    Of course it is. Unusual but I've seen them that big at work.

    There was a duct inside a meter room and we knew there was a biggun in there - you knew to give the room a scan as you went in. Me mate thought he saw it at the entrance, a pretty big one but still, he was just a little disappointed when one that size sprang and dragged it into the duct. Me marra shat. :)

    But she is a beauty. The girl spiders are usually the big ones.
     
  19. niceonemarra

    niceonemarra Midfield

    Has anyone lost a Spider?
     
  20. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Midfield

    Aye Swampy, wait until you wake up with one of those bastards on your face.
     
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