Discussion in 'SMB' started by jamieboy, Aug 12, 2017.
Plastic whopper and so is the plastic shite spider
It's a common house spider man.
Big bunch of jessies
you can tell the schools are off
Tell them to clean the window frame anarl
Windows are filthy
Don't kill spiders in your house please, they keep on top of all the proper nasties like mites ticks and fleas that your animals may bring in as well as flys maggots and bed bugs.
For this free service they provide all they ask is a bit of help getting out of the bath when they get stuck and to be left alone to get on with their job.
Fantastic beasts they are love to see them patrolling about the house, proper little warriors are spiders look after them and they will look after you.
Not a chance. It'd kill me in my sleep
A big one like that appeared on our bathroom wall the other day. I picked it up, chased the little one with it and then put it out the window.
I'm on the bowl now after I decided to have a sit down piss before I went to bed. I opened this thread & I swear to fucking God, my tea-towel holder has never been as clenched as it is right now.
A bit harsh to be putting your kid out the window, like.
Love spiders me like. I just leave them be to do their thing.
The wife on the other hand will bray them repeatedly with a flip flop until they're nowt more than a smudge.
I'm terrified of them, but I won't kill them. I always think of the story of how they saved baby Jesus by making a web across a cave, so it wasn't searched by soldiers killing babies, or something like that.
Yeah, that's a sentence I never thought that I'd say, sober. I won't kill something that I'm absolutely terrified of, because they saved someone I don't believe in.
It would probably take it off you.
There was massive one in my Mam and Dad's a few years ago. Me dad caught it and hoyed it away at the top of the drive. It beat him back through the front door.
did you set fire to the house??
We used to have a tarantula and the bugger went missing for 6 months, eventually found it above the curtains one morning.
Of course it is. Unusual but I've seen them that big at work.
There was a duct inside a meter room and we knew there was a biggun in there - you knew to give the room a scan as you went in. Me mate thought he saw it at the entrance, a pretty big one but still, he was just a little disappointed when one that size sprang and dragged it into the duct. Me marra shat.
But she is a beauty. The girl spiders are usually the big ones.
Has anyone lost a Spider?
Aye Swampy, wait until you wake up with one of those bastards on your face.
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