Horses, pigs, fishing weights, large ball bearings and home made stools.
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Lord Potts
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I once got talking to an old Jewish fella who had recognised my accent and who had seen service during WWII .Typically he had been born and bred in the East End of London and had initially served in the Royal Corps of Transport in the build up to D Day. However after the invasion the Corps had been scaled down a bit so he found himself transferred to the Durham Light Infantry
He said to me....
"They were lovely set of lads and they would do anything for you. The problem was that for over a year I never understood a bleedin' word that anyone said to me!"
He said to me....
"They were lovely set of lads and they would do anything for you. The problem was that for over a year I never understood a bleedin' word that anyone said to me!"
Joe Public
Striker
This is why they’ll never be fit for independence.
daventry cat
Striker
Fruit coulis
When I first met Mrs Cat(no) who is Polish I was with a lad with a broad barnsley accent she said she just smiled and nodded
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chr1s1973
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There you go,I'll keep that in mind.Fruit coulis
When I first met Mrs Cat(no) who is Polish I was with a lad with a broad barnsley accent she said she just smiled and nodded
Oh dear,that's funny. Can't blame her mind,given some of the ones I've met too.
TwasOnTheFifthOfMay
Striker
I wasn't expecting fingernail there mind
Whereyafromlike?
From the sound of this thread the rest of England has a hard time understanding you fuckers so I don't feel so bad
P.S. I still love the nickname. Tremendous fella.
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Billy2Sheds
Winger
That’s why they’re all in acid throwing drill music gangs iirc
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The Lonious Monk
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Los Angeles - USA, pal.I wasn't expecting fingernail there mind
Whereyafromlike?
P.S. I still love the nickname. Tremendous fella.
Jimmer13
Midfield
Need to define for our colonial friend @The Lonious Monk that you mean small stools made of wood and not shite!
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Hue Jorgan
Striker
Was that in clarts
Beaker
Winger
It's a gift. It's not just the colloquialisms and slang, it's the speed we can spit it out. Hewmanwaddyathinkyafuckindeeingmanyaradgedfuckingbastard? Yagannagerrusfuckingclippedallower.
Managed to read all of that first time without any trouble at all. It must just come naturally to us lot to speak and read it at a million miles an hour
socrates
Striker
my dad died almost 2yrs ago aged 96. I inherited a 'cracket' made by his father, i recon its well over 100yrs old.
Half your age then?
socrates
Striker
might have to go on youtube now.
socrates
Striker
been on, but when you search monkey on stool you get clips of monkeys flinging shit at people.
been on, but when you search monkey on stool you get clips of monkeys flinging shit at people.
That's my modus operandi that man.
Jimmer13
Midfield
Got one from my grandfather and one my old man made only difference in my ones is a round hole in middle to help carry them I think.
