Songs with lyrics that baffle?

[safcrob]

I will survive - and so your back from outer space. So she must have been dumped by an alien then.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Or an astronaut.

 

[becs]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus. Goo goo gee jew.

 

[Gravyb0y]

Oh I get the shivers, I don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news.

Des'ree

Stupidest song of my youth.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Oh I get the shivers, I don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news.

Des'ree

Stupidest song of my youth.

Good shout that, unless she's a ghost hunter in which case she's got a dreadful work ethic.

 

[NewAdventuresInWiFi]

Shut your fcuking face uncle fcuker.

Bonkers!!

 

[fyl2u]

I will survive - and so your back from outer space. So she must have been dumped by an alien then.

It's called a metaphor marra.

 

[Butcher's Coat]

I am the egg man, we are the egg men, I am the walrus. Goo goo gee jew.

Not quite
It is
" I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob"

Still daft lyrics.
They must have been on a LSD trip when they wrote that!

 

[EchoMan]

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball.

About drugs innit

 

[Some Random Guy]

Not quite
It is
" I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob"

Still daft lyrics.
They must have been on a LSD trip when they wrote that!

Nothing will ever convince me its not goo goo gee jew.

 

[Rubberglove]

“I’ve been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they live under water”

 

[Some Random Guy]

“I’ve been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they live under water”

Really? Nit even th

The fact her great, great, great, granddaughter is not only still around in a thousand years but is also pretty fine gets me.

 

[JL1985]

Are we human
Or are we dancer

 

[Snugster]

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town."

My guess would be the jail.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

cum by are m'lord
cum by are
cum by are m'lord
cum by are
cum by are m'lord
cum by are
oh lord cum by are

 

[Deleted member 6694]

I will survive - and so your back from outer space. So she must have been dumped by an alien then.

Original version

 

[JonMc]

Some people call me Maurice 'cause I speak of the pompatus of love.

Steve Miller The Joker.

Whiter Shade of Pale.

 

[Patch]

Oh I get the shivers, I don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast, watch the evening news.

Des'ree

Stupidest song of my youth.

Surely it's "I don't want to see a ghost; it's the sight that I fear most", etc.

 

[JonMc]