So I'm playing Cricket this weekend

[Bleu]

I've never played before

and I doubt i'll ever play again

But (i think) they expect me to turn up in all the white clothes thing and with a bat etc

I'm about 6ft tall medium/athletic build.

Would anyone be willing to lend me this stuff for the day?

 

[pkhap]

I've never played before

and I doubt i'll ever play again

But (i think) they expect me to turn up in all the white clothes thing and with a bat etc

I'm about 6ft tall medium/athletic build.

Would anyone be willing to lend me this stuff for the day?

Where are you playing at? Its f***ing freezing.

 

[Alan BStard]

Id never use someone elses box.

 

[Bleu]

Id never use someone elses box.

whats that like?

I thought you just swing at the ball when the bowler throws it at you

 

[callaghan08]

I 'played' once. b'stards gave me some pads that came up to me feckin tits. fell flat on me face 1st ball & got stumped

 

[wor kid telt me]

Love stroking the ball through the covers me like

 

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Keep your eye on the lads googly, paddle scoop it. If there's a slower ball, get yourself into position and reverse sweep.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

I've never played before

and I doubt i'll ever play again

But (i think) they expect me to turn up in all the white clothes thing and with a bat etc

I'm about 6ft tall medium/athletic build.

Would anyone be willing to lend me this stuff for the day?

Never played before. You will walk into Houghton's team then mate

 

[peterleeyacker]

Never played before. You will walk into Houghton's team then mate

You'll not be saying that when we stuff you's bastards next season. you'll be hoping for rain

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

You'll not be saying that when we stuff you's bastards next season. you'll be hoping for rain

Aye pray to the god of Shildon called Andy lol

 

[NorthCountryBoy]

Never played before. You will walk into Houghton's team then mate

Peterleeyakker will have Young VOR's middle stump mounted and framed on his living room wall this time next year.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Peterleeyakker will have Young VOR's middle stump mounted and framed on his living room wall this time next year.

Thats about all he could mount ; )

Had to give him his bus fare at the Riggs Bowl to go fetch the ball back when he bowled at him man : )

 

[NorthCountryBoy]

Thats about all he could mount ; )

Had to give him his bus fare at the Riggs Bowl to go fetch the ball back when he bowled at him man : )

Ha, can't wait for that game like. Go easy on the ringers tho

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Ha, can't wait for that game like. Go easy on the ringers tho

No ringers played at all last year my friend : ) ask the management committee lol.

 

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Aye pray to the god of Shildon called Andy lol

Cheeky bastard.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

Cheeky bastard.

Bloody hell the internets reached Shildon......

 

[Andy Reids Love Chil]

Bloody hell the internets reached Shildon......

Bad weather man, it's limited in this hick town when the weather's bad.